Jun.29.2009 The June 29 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with drunk girls
This drunk chick fell like Peter in Family Guy
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-Hardees will not be defeated by Burger King’s sexual innuendos
-What girls don’t want to see you in at the beach
-3D Porn
-What it’s like to be a mail-order bride
-Mugshot of the week
-2009 Dyke Marches…not the lesbians you’ve dreamed of (funny pics)
-42 unfortunately product labels
-The 10 worst infomercials ever
-Virtual girlfriend: Just as good as a real one
girls
-Excellent usage of a string bikini (kinda NSFW)
-College girls dressed like sluts and acting like sluts…probably nice girls
-Raquel Alessi: Busty, flexible
-Fergie is not wearing sexy panties
-I approve of this sorority advertisement (kinda NSFW)
-NBA draftee Wayne Ellington has a girlfriend whose bustiness needs to be seen
-The lesser Kardashian sisters wear bikinis together
-10 female child stars who grew up to be hot…it’s like pedophilia but not!
-Krisztina Sereny, minus one fur coat (NSFW)
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Jun.16.2009 The June 16 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with husky gals
This fat chick is so excited for food that she smashes her face through the refrigerator. I admire her zest for life and frozen pizza
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-If I had a concert, the first five rows would end up soaked. With what liquid? Who knows.
-I’m not sure if this combination of a half-naked girl and a burger is supposed to turn me on or make me hungry (WTF, kind of NSFW pic)
-This creepy old dude is entirely too impressed with Wonder Woman (funny pic)
-How to find out if your gentleman caller is gay
-The Father’s Day gift guide for the dad with a sense of irony
-Delivering the mail is typically not so pornographic
-Robot testicles.
-The top 10 states for hip hop fans
-Facebook.com/sexygal is a bit misleading
-The definitive nerd test
-Boobs always lead to awkward reactions (funny pic)
-How to survive feeling trapped in your relationship
-The 5 stages of a cross country road trip
-The 50 funniest statue sex photos (funny pics)
girls
-Flight attendants in bikinis rap for your amusement
-The first ever footage of Erin Andrews’ ass
-Hot girls crushing cars = WTF
-Sofia Georgiou is shirtless in Greek Maxim
-10 sexy videos of women and tennis
-Lindsay Lohan twittered a topless photo
-Audrina Patridge in a bikini + nipples = SWOOON
-Erica Underwood’s ass in a thong EXTREME CLOSE UP (prob NSFW)
-Melany Lorenzo is a Venezuelan in a thong…always noteworthy
May.19.2009 Bikini’d harlots invade NYC
I got this sent to me as though this was something legitimate, but it’s just some viral marketing ploy for something (I’m guessing some vacation bullshit). Anyway, whatever, it’s chicks in bikinis and the world is CRAWLING to Memorial Day so here you go!
Now if there’s a viral campaign involved here, make sure not to buy their product because they’re trying to fuck me by getting me to run this for free, knowing my penchant for laziness and desire to avoid research. In fact, if they’re trying to sell vacations, let’s go out of our way to fly dog shit into their vacation spots. That’ll show other people for being able to afford luxurious happiness.
Anyway I don’t think this was a good viral video idea. Did you see that dude in the middle getting so excited? I can’t imagine that a rape breaking out in the middle of your product placement could be a good thing. Unless you’re responsible for the marketing and execution of a media campaign for rape and rape-based initiatives. In which case, you sir, have done a bad job at public relations.
[thanks for the tip, elliott]
May.18.2009 Words cannot legally express what I think of these pics
Hey, so Miley Cyrus is a gal getting out of school for the summer. So let’s celebrate her successes on her latest trip!
I get that Miley Cyrus should be entitled to her privacy and that, hey, it’s cool for girls to wear what they want. But at the same time, what I do in my home as a result of that should also be totally allowed. No matter how sticky nor how many stuffed Hannah Montana dolls it takes.
But I guess that doesn’t really matter. Granted, I don’t know much about fancy consensual sex laws, but I’m pretty sure that the rules are that if she looks like she’s of legal age and is wearing less fabric on her body than there is in a dollhouse’s window treatments, it’s fair game. I think this was established in the case of the State of New York v. That Guy With the Creepy Mustache.
Note: If the first image below doesn’t make you reconsider your stance on US statutory rape laws, well, I’m not sure I could ever persuade you.
May.18.2009 The May 18 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with bikinis
Hot chick in a bikini attempts a backflip. It ends really well, as you might imagine
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-10 letters from Satan (funny)
-A porn based on Octomom? Oh lord (funny/NSFWish)
-The 10 worst things a guy can say the morning after defiling a lass
-Donut french fries. Um. YES
-The 10 easiest people to have sex with at your high school reunion
-Gayest Wii game ever
-10 reasons why Thor sucks
-The 10 worst music videos of all time
-Athletes have such ridiculous cars
-99 ways I would not want to die
girls
-Kerry Vera might be the new hot chick in MMA
-A Tara Reid upskirt? Sure, why not?
-25 incredibly slutty wedding dresses
-10 women I would have sex with just to say I did
-The University of Texas undie run had a dance contest with hot girls
-Tanya Ardiyash has an awesome underboob shot here
-Silly Christina Stefanidi, your hands can’t cover all those boobs
-Playboy ho Roberta Vasquez is covered in mud
Apr.20.2009 The April 20 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with drunk college girls
A helpful reminder of how annoying it was to actually hang out with drunk college girls. Unless you’re still doing it. In which case, you’re really going to miss those days sometime soon
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-For the ladies: 6 tips to picking up dudes
-Snarky answers to spam emails
-A pretty awesome clip of slow motion cool shit happening…the Jello at the end ROCKS
-The 10 hottest cleavage commercials of all time
-How to make a pipe out of an apple and more weed stuff for 4/20
-Meet Tiara, Disney’s first black princess (for real though that description makes it sound like I’m leading you into a racist joke)
-The 10 most entertaining videos of Steven Segal
-21 now-creepy pictures painted by Adolf Hitler
-Here’s one reason why it was a good idea not to go to Coachella
-13 year-old Seth Rogen does stand-up comedy
-4 tips on how to effectively hold in your urine
-Uh, what the fuck is on Ashley Judd’s head (Pic)?
-Meet the most whipped man on Earth (video)
-What to do if you encounter a mountain lion (funny pic)
girls
-Have you ever wanted to see a nude hipster? Well congratulations! Aim higher next time (NSFW pic)
-USC’s Song Girls bust out bikinis for charity. I love my alma mater
-The spandexed ass of this college (high school?) volleyball girl is simply phenomenal
-I find a Kendra Wilkinson nipslip to be hotter than her countless nude photos. I may just be a creep though. (NSFW pic)
-Maria Elizabeth Montgomery should have been Miss USA, at least based off of her bikini
-Jessica Biel’s topless shots from her new movie Powder Blue (link to the NSFW)
-Fun fact: Laetitia Casta is one of the first women I ever jerked to. Here’s why
-Taya Chase wears a bikini well
-Roxana is Romanian hotness
-Jessica Alba: Hottest MILF alive?
Apr.03.2009 The April 3 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with crime
Burglar tries to break down door…does not succeed
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-The 10 funniest 911 calls of all time
-10 completely WTF commercials
-A pretty awesome collection of people completely trashed (funny pics)
-It’s WrestleMania weekend so check out: 80s wrestlers, where are they now?
-Who are the sporting equivalents of Jessica Biel (loads of talent but utterly worthless)
-Typo on a cereal box leads to kids calling phone sex line
-This dude REALLY fucked up his proposal to his chick (funny vid)
-Women’s basketball coaches suck at inspirational speeches (funny vid)
-The top 10 WrestleMania moments ever
-How to convince your menstruating girlfriend to give it up (funny pic)
-Obama is pretty profane (funny vid)
girls
-Good god I want to taste Nikolina Pisek…so hot
-Scarlett Johansson sells champagne with a cumshot-looking photo
-Tila Tequila looks like Gizmo with big boobs
-The sexiest girls of the SEC (college sports conference, not Securities and Exchanges Commission)
-Girls with big boobs enjoy silly shirts
-So how hot is Kelly Brook really? (NSFWish if your work place doesn’t like nips busting out of bikinis)
-Where are your clothes going, Josie Zilli???? BE CAREFUL!
-Crystle Stewart is my hot black chick of the day
-The 10 sluttiest high school girls ever on TV
