Sep.02.2008 The September 2 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with Presidential candidates

Gay, physically impossible birthing…another reason Barack Obama will make history

-40 of the hottest girls in college football
-Erin Andrews in a see-through shirt isn’t as great as you’d think
-Megan Fox’s see-through shirt is slightly better
-Odd pictures come up when you search for “Playboy”

-Helena Coelho puts the ho in…uh…her last name. Also: bikini!
-Milwaukee has the world’s biggest beer bong
-Kevin Spacey is gay gay gay
-New Leryn Franco photos have surfaced

-Tara Conner, the slutty former Miss USA, is back
-The babes of Entourage
-Katie Holmes has blowjob knees
-College kids are smart, drunk

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Aug.28.2008 The August 28 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with a big leap

I like when a video features someone succeeding…check out this leap of someone off a balcony into a pool

-Kate Moss is naked and kinda saucy (NSFW)
-The Repo Man loves America right now, so sayeth Stephen Colbert (w/ video)
-The signs in sports and the gentlemen who hold them
-A reminder of why Internet message boards can be problematic

-Lucy Pinder and Danielle Marsh are friends with boobs
-You don’t need to know Valerie’s last name to appreciate how a bikini can’t contain her assets
-Erin Andrews is a big fan of Cocks. The college football team. Also, male genitalia
-Awesome cars to tailgate with

-College girls in bikinis sure seem to enjoy their beer bongs
-Help pick the new Toronto Raptors cheerleaders
-Mother-daughter porn sounds like fun
-Advertising anal rape on a billboard seems a bit odd

Aug.20.2008 Jessica Simpson now just a beer slut

I remember growing up I would see girls in bikinis in the local deli preening for some beer product. They were just talentless chicks looking for a gig. Well, seems fitting for Jessica Simpson then doesn’t it?

Singer, actress and North Texas native Jessica Simpson will soon be marketing beer, according to an announcement expected today from a local brewing company.

Jessica Simpson has signed on as spokeswoman for Stampede Light Plus, made by Dallas’ Stampede Brewing Co.

Ms. Simpson will serve as a spokeswoman and appear in ads in stores for Stampede Light Plus, which is made by Dallas’ Stampede Brewing Co.

But she won’t be just another pretty face: Ms. Simpson is taking a 15 percent stake in the brewer. Terms of the transaction were not disclosed.

“She’s the face of the brand now,” said Lawrence Schwartz, Stampede’s president and chief executive, who says sales have more than doubled in the past year.

Wow! Stampede AND Stampede Light! That’s a pretty big coup for her career! I guess Natty Light wasn’t looking for a celebrity endorser? A little too high brow for Jessica, I guess.

Seriously is she hard up for cash? Because no joke, I will pay her for sex. Like I don’t expect her to jump at the offer, but think about it. I have a lot of green M&Ms just sitting around with nowhere to go. Just saying. Think about it.

Jul.22.2008 The July 22 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with Hooters

-How not to act when you go to a Hooters

-The Milwaukee Bucks dancers shake it for your arousal/amusement

-Georgia May, Mick Jagger’s daughter, is hot and wears a bikini

-Old men know how to break a beer pong slump (w/ video)

-It’s not nice to set your friend’s nutsack on fire when he’s passed out. Also: jail

-Elephants are disgusting

-Michelle Wie has nasty thoughts

-Not all MMA fighters look like badasses. Here are the least imposing ones

-Some old men you’d want to hang out with (non-Lemonparty edition)

-8 questionable castings that worked out pretty well

-Michael Jordan has new spicy Latina poontang in his life

May.12.2008 The May 12 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with the best beer pong

–The best beer pong table ever made (w/ video). [Tasty Booze]

–Large breasts are pretty silly. [Banned in Hollywood]

–Danica Patrick is continued proof that women just aren’t good drivers (w/ video). [Don Chavez

--OJ killed Nicole? NO WAY. Hold on. NO. Come on! [On205th]

–Heidi Klum doesn’t look too good in a bikini. [Egotastic]

Apr.29.2008 The April 29 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with partying white girls

–The Boston Celtics’ Paul Pierce likes inappropriate hand gestures, cavorting with stereotypical partying white girls. [Don Chavez]

–Mandy Lynn has to be some sort of porn star. [Hottest Girls of Myspace]

==The Charlotte Bobcats are a glorified UNC. [Brahsome]

–Watching Juno as a microcosm of maturity. [Shabooty]

–$11 for a can of domestic beer will make you feel sodomized. [Mac G's World]