Jun.24.2009 Quote of the Day
People think US President Barack Obama is cool. You forget he’s a dorky black guy who studied enough to go to Yale. But if you want to see cool, look no further than the Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi…this quote is probably the best one a politician has ever given. Ever.
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has refuted allegations that he paid prostitutes to attend parties he hosted at his various homes.
In an interview with Italian magazine “Chi,” the 72-year old denied he had ever paid for sex.
”I’ve never paid a woman. I never understood where the satisfaction is when you’re missing the pleasure of conquest,” Berlusconi told Chi.
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Jun.18.2009 PETA does not support the President’s fly murder
I kind of hate PETA but sometimes the stuff they complain about is so outlandish that I feel like it has to be somewhat tongue-in-cheek. Check out their response to President Obama’s fly-swatting on TV.
PETA is sending President Barack Obama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside.
“We support compassion even for the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals,” PETA spokesman Bruce Friedrich said Wednesday. “We believe that people, where they can be compassionate, should be, for all animals.”
During an interview for CNBC at the White House on Tuesday, a fly intruded on Obama’s conversation with correspondent John Harwood.
“Get out of here,” the president told the pesky insect. When it didn’t, he waited for the fly to settle, put his hand up and then smacked it dead.
“Now, where were we?” Obama asked Harwood. Then he added: “That was pretty impressive, wasn’t it? I got the sucker.”
Friedrich said that PETA was pleased with Obama’s voting record in the Senate on behalf of animal rights and noted that he has been outspoken against animal abuses.
Still, “swatting a fly on TV indicates he’s not perfect,” Friedrich said, “and we’re happy to say that we wish he hadn’t.”
PETA would pretty much issue a press release if you hugged a puppy too tightly, so you can’t really take them too seriously. But still, this is a bit of a stretch. Flies exist in the billions in any given area. I’m sure this fly’s wife was kind of sad, but I’m pretty sure they’re not even legally married. Plus there’s a guy at the fly wife’s job who’s been really good to her and I’m pretty sure they’ll hook up once she gets over the initial heartbreak of losing her lover. He’ll take care of all the larvae for sure. Oh, also…they’re fucking flies so none of this matters.
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Jun.17.2009 The June 17 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with injury
How not to take care of an injured player
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-This plane crash video is terrifying (not graphic though)
-The Jews teach Hebrew with the power of breasts (funny NSFW pic)
-5 tips on how to dress on a first date
-10 celebrities who should NOT be famous at all
-Animals humping the wrong animals (funny pics)
-5 cereal mascots who’d probably go to jail
-President Barack Obama: Murderer
-America loves vampires and Anna Paquin’s breasts
-What a wonderful sexist old print ad (funny pic)
-A legit reason you may not want to get drunk
-The 10 worst sitcom dads of all time
-11 unfortunate product names
-People look ridiculous when watching porn
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-The 10 biggest female celebrity douchebags
-Even the dog can’t avoid looking at this girl’s boobs (funny pic)
-Are these butts or boobs? (kinda NSFW)
-Mario Lopez’s girlfriend is extremely top heavy, to the point where she apparently tipped over
-Giada De Laurentiis is so hot, especially for someone who makes awesome food
-Coco got topless in the Bahamas (NSFW)
-Kenita Larrain is that generic blonde type of hot I enjoy
-Oh silly Loredana…hands aren’t the same thing as a shirt!
-Megan Fox is hotter than your girlfriend. Not mine, yours. Sorry you had to find out this way
May.27.2009 The May 27 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with guns
Apparently guns are dangerous. Who knew?
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-The most important question regarding AIDS and Pepsi you’ve ever heard (very funny)
-Things that sound and look like Chewbacca
-Wonder Woman…such a whore (funny pic)
-Keyboard Cat’s Mexican cousin is the best shit you’ll see today
-Subway’s conspiracy with their cheese triangles (important knowledge)
-The 10 easiest places to get laid of all time
-This is not how you want to end up when drunk (funny pic)
-3 studies that prove knowledge isn’t power
-The 10 funniest Today Show bloopers of all time
-10 surprising facts about Back to the Future
-What an awful place to get caught masturbating
-5 incredibly impractical military weapons that we actually use
-5 weird things you didn’t know about North Korea
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-Denise Milani in a seethrough top (NSFW)
-Ashley Judd getting soaking wet seems like an excellent usage of a rain delay
-Emily Scott is smoldering hot in a bikini. Also she has a fuck-me face
-President Obama approves this amateur ass (funny sexy NSFWish pic)
-Claudia doesn’t have a last name. Or a shirt, apparently.
-Marlene Favela is a Mexican telenovela actress with big telenovelas. By which I mean boobs
-Vida Guerra still looks pretty good. In case you were concerned
-Is Pamela Anderson still hittable at 43?
-Ellen Petri is Belgian and it’s her birthday
May.04.2009 The May 4 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with viruses
A brief history of the worthlessness of pandemics
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-Denise Richards: Good at boobs, bad at singing
-The top 10 contenders to play Susan Boyle in a movie
-The top 10 hip hop crossovers ever
-Puke In My Mouth: The female response to Jizz in My Pants
-President Barack Obama talks trash to a bunch of women (vid)
-More WTF canned foods
-7 great Christian parodies of existing video games
-Drummer cat vs. Fan cat (if you haven’t seen both of these videos, you’re simply not doing your job at the Internet)
-Mike Tyson’s battle with Little Mac never stopped (funny pic)
-A camera ad for the common man (funny/sexy pic)
-The 10 funniest Adult Swim cartoons (vid)
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fans are kind of depressing (funny pic)
girls
-The milk bikini: Creepy but hot, especially on this chick
-The 10 hottest exercise videos due to the lead exerciser being a busty gal
-It’s always an appropriate time for sexy girls in costumes
-Hot chicks mudwrestle at the Kentucky Derby
-Leighton Meester, Amanda Bynes, and Kristin Cavallari break out the hot legs at the Star Trek premiere
-The 10 best GIFs of ladies you’ll find online
-Peruvian models deserve more credit. Here’s why.
-And an inexplicably sexy GIF of Megan Fox
Apr.30.2009 President Obama is a misogynist
Or he’s dug too many open graves in his life. Either way this photo of him, Michelle Obama, and some tree-planting volunteers is pretty funny.
I’ve been really wavering on my faith in President Obama lately because, well, he’s basically every other President but in mocha skin and with more retard jokes. But his burgeoning anti-woman agenda can totally win me back. Let’s make them all dig holes and build houses and railroads! Except the sexy ones…they will be our servants and sexual servants. Hmm, this sounds a lot like my “Load fat girls into trucks and make them do the work of donkeys to stimulate the economy” plan. It brings a tear to my eye.
Also man, is Michelle Obama black or what. Not like, physically like Manute Bol where she could be mistaken for one of the shadow ghosts in Ghost, but that look on her face…you can almost hear the “Mhrmmmmm” and *snap snap snapppppp* leaping off the page.
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Mar.20.2009 The March 20 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with pranks
Here’s how to booby trap a water bottle…in case you really want to be an asshole to someone but don’t want to put in a lot of effort
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-This is what happens when your mom enters a Spring Break contest (funny vid)
-Barack Obama’s apparance on the Tonight Show in case you didn’t see (vid)
-Probably not the best thing to lose at your work place, then send an email about (funny pic)
-10 out-of-office replies to spice up your dull existence
-There are now robots that can recreate zoo animals’ existences
-This drunk guy has the worst idea ever and gets his ass kicked for it (vid)
-The elusive female guido is TERRIFYING (funny pic)
-The 50 gayest songs ever…which do you own?
-The top 10 best places to meet new women
girls
-Megan Fox’s very existence continues to be sexy
-Monica Frutuoso is a Brazilian Playmate with awesome tanlines
-65 photos of smoking hot Cosplay girls
-Myspace slut Erin is curvy, brags about her love of penis
-Does Hilary Duff look good in these booty shorts or not? I can’t tell
-Emily Scott is one of NextRound’s fave women…with good reason
-Pornstars say such silly things
-UCLA’s Undie Run now includes hot college coeds boxing
-69 pictures of girls MAKING OUT! YEAH!
