Nov.18.2008 The November 18 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with organized combat
You may want to pursue a new activity after getting owned like that
-The Nickelodeon chicks you loved are now all grown up (with pics)
-Amateur girls in assless chaps = niiiiice
-The Smallest Cock in Porn (funny video)
-10 virtual life sites to ruin your marriage with
-How to effectively pretend to be on your cell phone
-Maury Povich redefines hard hitting journalism (funny video)
-Ronald McDonald loves porn (funny pic)
-Audrina Patridge brings her amazing breasts to Atlantic City
-5 things you may not have known about women
-Kelly Brook’s busty in a bikini
-The Attractive Girls Union holds a press conference (funny video)
-Now that Barack Obama is President, racism is over! (funny video)
-More outtakes from GQ’s Megan Fox photoshoot
-This Zune ad leaves something to be desired (video)
-The 10 funniest Internet fail videos of all time
-Hot Arizona State coeds and beer
-<3 Elisha Cuthbert
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Nov.17.2008 Quote of the Day
An awesome article is in the Daily Mirror in the UK today about how Barack Obama’s day-to-day life will change now that he’s President (i.e stuff a President gets, can no longer do, etc). From that article comes this:
At one time, the President and Vice-President were given three-inch-high models of the Washington Monument to put beside their beds. They had simply to knock them over to summon the guards.
But the models were abandoned after Vice-President Dan Quayle - noted for being clumsy - knocked his over late one night while making love to his wife.
In seconds, the door burst open, the lights went on and Mrs Quayle was thrown out of bed to the floor as bodyguards flocked around her husband to ensure his safety.
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Nov.14.2008 The November 14 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with football
That’s what a man breaking his collarbone looks like. Not as nice as being tickled by a model.
-I did another article for DoubleViking - The 5 Hottest Animated Ladies of Disney. You must read it
-Comedians attack people. With words (funny video)
-College cheerleader showdown!
-Naked streaker jukes a fat policeman (funny video)
-Barack Obama is the real life James Bond (funny pic)
-A montage of cute girls farting (funny video..perhaps oddly arousing)
-Hilarious drunk James Brown interview (funny video)
-9 TV shows that didn’t stand a chance
-Drunk whore fails at using the bathroom (funny video)
-Ten memorable failed suicide attempts in movies
-Uhhh…slutty ninja turtle? (funny/sexy pic)
-Victoria’s Secret girls pose in bikinis
-Jennifer Aniston is still pretty fucking hot in these bikini pics
-Jasmine Dustin is hot, brunette, and has amazing eyes. And breasts. But the eyes, wow
Nov.10.2008 Have you ever wanted to insert Barack Obama inside of you?
Well sir and/or madame, here’s your chance! The new “Head O State” dildo offers all of the hot Barack Obama action without any of the Obama mess!
I can think of no more appropriate gift to give your loved one who wouldn’t shut up about how Obama is going to save the world than this 7 1/2 inch Barack Obama dildo. It even comes in two colors, “Democratic Blue” and “Presidential Gold”. I don’t understand why there wouldn’t be “Racial Equality Brown” but whatever. I also don’t understand why you’d want to shove Obama head first into your orifice of choice, but who am I to judge.
For the record, if you visit the site selling the dildos, keep in mind how majorly unfunny the little slogans on there are. I swear, if there’s anything less funny than someone in the sex industry making jokes, I haven’t seen it. Is it too much to ask for the slogan “Yes We Cunt!” to be somewhere on there?
Nov.05.2008 Quote of the Day
Well if you haven’t heard this small news item, Barack Obama became our President last night. And yeah, this is usually a funny quote or something, but hey, you only see a black guy elected to the highest office in the country so often.
If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.
[full transcript of his speech here]
Nov.03.2008 The 6 cartoons most likely to make you get out and vote
It’s that time of the year where everyone casts a vote for a candidate but, more importantly, casts their support for democracy. But if all the celebrity endorsements and media blitz weren’t enough to make you run out and place a vote for either of the two Presidential candidates, maybe these cartoons might make you see the importance of getting out and voting.
South Park
Episode: Douche or Turd
Lesson: Turd sandwiches make viable political candidates; Your vote doesn’t matter
In this pre-2004 Presidential Election episode, South Park Elementary’s mascot, the Cow, has been deemed inappropriate by PETA. So the school decides to elect a new mascot with candidates created by the students. This leads to a campaign being run by a Turd Sandwich and a Giant Douche.
And it featured a call to action from Diddy to Stan to get out and vote.
At the end of the episode, Stan decides to vote for Turd Sandwich. But then, the school opts to just use the Cow mascot again instead of the Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich, meaning Stan’s vote was completely meaningless. Kind of like being someone trying to vote for Al Gore in Florida in 2000.
While I would hate to dispute the credentials of Turd Sandwich, I’d have to question his existence in the first place. A Giant Douche has its uses…after all, women in the WNBA have to be cleaned somehow. But a Turd Sandwich? Why that doesn’t sound delicious at all, sir.
The Simpsons
Episode: Treehouse of Horror VII’s “Citizen Kang”
Lesson: Democracy just doesn’t work, particularly when aliens are involved
Loveable aliens (well, as loveable as someone trying to destroy our planet can be) Kang and Kodos decide that the best way to enslave all Earthlings is by taking over for Presidential candidates Bob Dole and Bill Clinton. Here’s how Kang, in the form of Bob Dole, won votes at a pre-election stump speech.
Unfortunately Kang’s promises of miniature flags never came to fruition as, instead, upon winning the election (yes, Bob Dole won the election…I know, that’s a bit far-fetched even for a cartoon), he opted to enslave all of the Earthlings to build a laser to attack another planet. Which sounds illogical until you realize that it undoubtedly saved us an attack from Neptunian terrorists and their weapons of mass destruction.
Oct.29.2008 Urban Dictionary + Adsense X Racial Intolerance / Obama = Fail
This is either the best or worst ad targeting I’ve ever seen.
The only way this could be worse juxtaposition is if it the page were about deadbeat dads or how to dunk a basketball. Poor form, Urban Dictionary.
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