Nov.19.2008 The November 19 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with homemade sex tapes
Making a sex tape with this hot chick goes horribly wrong.
-Erin Andrews’ breasts require bodyguards
-Pop culture propaganda posters (funny pics)
-13 horny mascots (funny pics)
-Holly Madison takes photos with clothes or without
-The 20 hottest Victoria’s Secret models of all time
-Sexy videos from FHM
-Ever seen a girl get fucked in an office window before? (funnysexy pic)
-Hayley Pascoe is an amazing Australian bikini model
-Hot Latina singers bring breasts to the Latin Grammys
-How to not fool your spouse with your iPhone
-What if Facebook took over your whole life for real? (funny video)
-Suge Knight is a problem
-A fine ass in a thong
-A bunch of stuff that astronauts dropped in space
-Tami Donaldson’s chest is exploding out
-A bunch of hot chicks who love video games
-Awesome old article on “Everyday Rules for Being a Good Wife” (hilarious misogyny alert!)
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Nov.14.2008 Quote of the Day
Australia’s Federal sports minister (whatever the fuck that is) is pretty hot. So Zoo Magazine offered her 30k in whatever currency (koala droppings?) to pose nude. Her vaguely intrigued response…
“She had a chuckle at the idea but has decided against it,” her spokesman told Zoo.
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Oct.09.2008 Lesbians, sperm donors, and incest in Australia!
With the growth of lesbianism and, apparently, less guys jizzing into cups for their procreation benefits, regulators in Australia are concerned that there might be incest going on down under.
UNREGULATED sperm donation is leading to unusual situations in which the children of lesbians in Adelaide are mixing socially - creating a risk of incest.
One of South Australia’s foremost experts in reproductive technology - Reverend Dr Andrew Dutney - says that in one reported case, about 30 lesbians were impregnated by sperm from one man.
The mothers then organised picnics with all the children, raising the fear they might socialise with their half-siblings without realising they are related.
In another case, a man’s sperm was used to produce 29 children, most of whom are living in Adelaide. They do not know who their half-siblings are, raising concerns that in a “big country town” like Adelaide, they could accidentally commit incest.
Pictured above, it looks like an adorable baby kangaroo. But actually, that’s the product of Australian incest. Crazy that it’d look like a joey, right? What are the odds!
I don’t know, people always act like incest is so bad, but what if you’re cousin’s like really hot? And who’s to say that having a flipper isn’t desirable? I’ve long been looking for a reason to not open jars for people. Nothing could top that more easily than going “Hey, I’d love to, but I got this flipper.” Then you high five a dolphin and call it a day. Nice life those kids have, I’d say.
Aug.01.2008 Aussie “Miley Cyrus” Jess Origliasso is disrobed
I dunno who this chick is (she’s hot though so that helps) or why it’s such a big deal because she’s 23, but Gawker is reporting that Australians are in an uproar over Australian pop star Jessica Origliasso having nude photos of herself leaked on the Internet.
Earlier this week, Gawker’s sexy sister site Fleshbot tracked down a topless photo of Jessica Origliasso, a 23-year-old Australian pop star who sings in a group called The Veronicas with her twin sister. For ease of comparison, let’s call her the Aussie Lindsay Lohan (they both like to kiss girls). Now people in Australia are going all WILD over this scandal and BARING THEIR BOSOMS. We must call for calm!
We thought Australians were all drunken harlots anyhow? We don’t follow Aussie pop music but we’d imagine this sort of thing would be almost an imperative. Intoxicated Aussies falling down on the the beach, isn’t that how it goes, stereotypically? But since the news broke on Fleshbot, Origliasso’s rep has tried to deny the topless photo is her, even though it’s part of a set that obviously is her.
More alarming has been the response of the singer’s young fans, in an online forum:
The fans on the forum had been planning to send in photos and videos of themselves in bras and bikini tops as a symbolic gesture of support for Jess.
For your edification, the uncensored photo of Miss Origliasso can be found here (NSFW, obvs). And here’s her face:
Well, I can’t see any reason why Jess’s teenage fans posting photos of themselves in various stages of undress would be bad. If anything, it should inspire our American teenage whores to say “No more!” Not as in “no more saucy pictures of yourself leaked on the Internet,” oh God no. But more like “HEY AUSTRALIA, WE CAN DO IT BIGGER AND BETTER.”
Frankly if this doesn’t end in teenage girls in their bikinis holding hands with kangaroos singing “We shall overcome” I will be tremendously disappointed. Don’t let me down Australia. So help me, I will send armies of sting rays down there after you if you do. I hear that’s their one weakness!
Jun.30.2008 Don’t sell your life away and expect big money
Thinking about selling your life away? Prepare to be disappointed if you’re anything like this Australian dude.
A man who auctioned his life — his house, his car, his job, even his friends — on eBay said Monday he is disappointed with the selling price: almost $384,000.
Ian Usher, a British immigrant to Australia, put everything he owned as well as introductions to his friends on the online auction site after a painful breakup with his wife prompted him to want a fresh start.
“I guess I’m a little bit disappointed at the final price, I’d hoped it to be a little higher than that,” Usher told Nine Network television on Monday. “But I am committed to selling and moving on and making a fresh start.”
He declined to reveal the buyer’s identity, or what his next step would be.
Usher said he had hoped to get at least $480,000 (a half-million Australian dollars) for his life — his house and all its contents, car and a motorcycle, a jet ski, skydiving gear, an introduction to friends and a trial period in his sales job — but that the final result was enough for him to make a new start in life.
Early reports say that the reason bids on the man’s life were lower than expected was because who the fuck wants the life of some asshole who has to sell his life on eBay. In a related story, I once offered a homeless guy $20 to trade places for a day. Under the guise of wanting to see how the other half lived, I rolled around in dirt, found the ugliest trenchcoat I could find, got myself a coffee cup, and prepared to brave the harsh conditions. It was an important sociological experiment to me; I believed that by putting myself in the shoes of the unfortunate, I’d be able to truly appreciate all of the things that I’ve been given in my life. Then after five minutes I got bored and wanted to eat a sandwich so I killed the homeless guy when he came to pick up the keys to my apartment and went to McDonald’s. It’s ok. He’s homeless, he didn’t have a soul anyway.
Mar.05.2008 The March 5 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy to leave me kind of tired. Too tired to come up with a clever quip here.
–An Australian streaker gets the hit to the face his dumb ass deserves. [On205th]
–Allison Stokke is less attractive in mugshot form. [Busted Coverage]
–A Shaquille O’Neal impersonator is not doing good things for his name. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]
–Is there ANYTHING you can’t catch from Amy Winehouse? [Best Celeb Gossip]
–Yahoo Sports is getting all kinds of heat from the NFL. [Awful Announcing]
–Your hero editor is emoing it up over at Cuntery. I’m not going to bore you with it here on the big show, but if you care, check it out. [Cuntery]
