The hottest orgy with a man and his baseball field

–Douchebag tries to run on Red Sox’ field, gets smacked up (w/ video). [Don Chavez]

–All you need to know about the Seth Rogen/James Franco weed-smoking publicity stunt at the MTV Movie Awards. [Mac G's World]

–Audrina Patridge has problems with not showing her underwear. [Best Celeb Gossip]

–Jessica Alba is a whale in a bikini. [Egotastic]

–So what does ESPN’s Chris Berman think about drug running (w/ video)? [Banned in Hollywood]

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I think T and A blogging is dull. Yes, there are attractive girls out there and yes, many readers like attractive girls. But wow, I’d seriously eat Cheerios out of Audrina Patridge from The Hills.

I don’t even have anything to add. Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. Or stained khakis. Yeah I’m a little worried to get up from my desk right now, not gonna lie.

[More photos from Audrina filming Into the Blue 2, including her ass getting rubbed for some reason, at WWTDD]

The hottest orgy that loves to touch an aging ex college basketball coach

–The ESPN NCAA Tournament studio crew loves to touch Bobby Knight. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

–Ric Flair has retired. Long live the Nature Boy. [On205th]

–Sasha Baron Cohen’s “Bruno” character is out on the prowl (w/ grainy cell phone video). [Tasty Booze]

–University of Kansas fans are pretty excited to be in the Final Four. [Busted Coverage]

–Audrina from The Hills is a Pussycat Doll. Which would be sexier if you hadn’t already seen her boobs and snizz. [Egotastic]

I said I’m not doing the Hot Link Orgy this week but there are some awesome links I can’t squeeze in any other way.

–Audrina Patridge from The Hills did a test shoot for Playboy and she’s RIDICULOUSLY hot. Way hotter than in clothes, actually. [WWTDD]

–Twins take their love of milk to the next level. [Tasty Booze]

–Hilary Duff is looking absurdly hot lately. [On205th]

–Eliot Spitzer’s slut Kristen was a Girls Gone Wild girl. [The Superficial]

–Hope Dworaczyk is absurdly hot too. [Hottest Girls of Myspace]

–Donald Trump loves hiring naked underaged girls. [IDLYITW]

–Important tools for crafting your NCAA bracket. [Losers with Socks]

–All the green St. Patrick’s Day NBA jerseys you ever need to see. [Mac Gs World]

–There are many reasons to dislike Burberry. [Brahsome]