Jun.24.2009 The June 24 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with samurais
This samurai dude slices a 98 MPH fastball in half. So don’t throw your testes at him, in case you were thinking about it
funnyinteresting
-What your porn says about you
-And what a bikini wax says about her
-Not sure you’d want this blowjob (funny pic)
-Michael Bay defends his racist robots in Transformers
-Burger King ad is blowjobtastic
-15 tattoos that’ll prevent you from getting laid
-10 awesome poop-related products
-Helpful tips to hide a beach boner
-A tribute to delicious bacon
-This collection of weird people photographed entertained me (funny pics)
-Diseases you thought you were too young to get. Start panicking!
-10 odd toys from the 70s and 80s
-4 reasons dying is better than moving
girls
-This photo is just sexy
-Vanessa Veasley is a curvacious black chick, which might be redundant
-Guess the celebrity sideboob
-Audrina Patridge makes obesity seem sexy
-Regiane Brunnquell has boobs coming out of her shirt
-Mindi Smith is blond and bent over
-Hilary Duff wears a bikini well
-Gisele and her double Ds take a bubble bath (NSFW)
-Heather Fawcett strips for you. She’s brunette, I approve
Find the Jonas Brothers Tour Dates and Madonna Tour Dates at Vividseats.com! We sell Concert Tickets like Avril Lavigne Concert Tickets and Theater Tickets to the hottest shows, such as The Lion King and Wicked.
Jun.16.2009 The June 16 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with husky gals
This fat chick is so excited for food that she smashes her face through the refrigerator. I admire her zest for life and frozen pizza
funnyinteresting
-If I had a concert, the first five rows would end up soaked. With what liquid? Who knows.
-I’m not sure if this combination of a half-naked girl and a burger is supposed to turn me on or make me hungry (WTF, kind of NSFW pic)
-This creepy old dude is entirely too impressed with Wonder Woman (funny pic)
-How to find out if your gentleman caller is gay
-The Father’s Day gift guide for the dad with a sense of irony
-Delivering the mail is typically not so pornographic
-Robot testicles.
-The top 10 states for hip hop fans
-Facebook.com/sexygal is a bit misleading
-The definitive nerd test
-Boobs always lead to awkward reactions (funny pic)
-How to survive feeling trapped in your relationship
-The 5 stages of a cross country road trip
-The 50 funniest statue sex photos (funny pics)
girls
-Flight attendants in bikinis rap for your amusement
-The first ever footage of Erin Andrews’ ass
-Hot girls crushing cars = WTF
-Sofia Georgiou is shirtless in Greek Maxim
-10 sexy videos of women and tennis
-Lindsay Lohan twittered a topless photo
-Audrina Patridge in a bikini + nipples = SWOOON
-Erica Underwood’s ass in a thong EXTREME CLOSE UP (prob NSFW)
-Melany Lorenzo is a Venezuelan in a thong…always noteworthy
Apr.02.2009 The April 2 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with more pranks
This chick is kind of hot and she gets pranked three times in this video. I would console her with sodomy.
funnyinteresting
-White people have problems too (funny vid)
-A bunch of creepy children’s books
-The best of the Velociraptor meme on the Internet
-12 celebrities who have rejected porn guy Seymour Butts’ attempts to befriend them on Twitter (actually pretty damn funny)
-The 10 ugliest sneakers in the past 20 years
-Stephen Colbert takes down Glenn Beck. Hard (vid)
-The most hardcore Jewish rappers around
-Can’t say I like the fatty weight loss show The Biggest Loser, but this is quite an entertaining submission video
-25 things you didn’t know about the movie Jaws
-Warning: Alcohol may make you make out with fish (funny pic)
-Why athletes REALLY go broke
-40 awesome photos of fat people
-5 really cool facts you didn’t know about NYC
girls
-Audrina Patridge is a great athlete, assuming boobs are a sport
-10 hot videos of busty Italian reality TV star Cristina del Basso
-Is there ever a bad time for Megan Fox looking hot? No, unless you’re gay. Gayboy
-Vanessa Veaseley is a hot black girl with a big ass. Which never happens. Ever.
-Two words pop to mind when I see Karen Correno: Smart girl. Also…hot tits
-Lady Gaga’s got a dog face but a sweet ass
-This is simply a really hot photo of Joanna Krupa
-Heidi Montag is releasing a new song (grown) but boobs (yay)!
Mar.23.2009 The March 23 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with step class
Here’s why guys shouldn’t take step class, even more than the obvious “You’ll look really gay”
funnyinteresting
-The 10 most embarrassing “before they were famous” commercials
-8 awful anti-drug PSAs that will make you want to smoke even more
-Sock puppets hilariously act out the Chris Brown/Rihanna story (funny vid)
-5 guy tendencies you ladies are just going to have to deal with (not listed, me jizzing in your hair, both during and not during sex)
-Wife chews off husband’s penis for cheating
-Archie always made a lot of sacrifices for Betty (funny pic)
-12 video game characters with severe undiagnosed mental disorders
-How to be a supervillain: An important how-to guide
-Which 90s celeb has it the worst in terms of typecasting?
girls
-Did Jessica Simpson FINALLY lose the weight?
-Uh, where are Audrina Patridge’s boobs here? What the fuck?
-Giselle Windecher is the hot, busty, new spokeswoman for PETA
-Ashton Kutcher took this candid photo of Demi Moore’s ass for Twitter
-Elizabeth Hurley is seriously the hottest older woman alive
-Carmen Electra frees the boobs for Mexican Maxim
-The 10 hottest historical women…in history
-This chick from Ray J’s reality show is entirely too hot for Ray J, as evidenced by these photos of her pulling down her bikini
-This looks like a sauna I can get behind (hot pic)
Mar.18.2009 The March 18 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with squats
This is either the worst or best timing for a nutshot ever
girls
-Myspace whore Morgan has no shirt on and her pants don’t adequately cover her behind. I hope she realizes!
-Italian porn ho strips down at the Milan Stock Exchange in protest of some shit
-No bikini can contain busty blonde hottie Rhian Alise
-Who’s the hottest chick on this season of Dancing with the Stars?
-A gallery of hot girls dressed like Supergirl
-Danielle Lloyd’s boobs (and Danielle Lloyd) in a bikini
-Francine Dee is some sort of Asian with big boobs
-More of Aubrey O’Day being a slut
-Audrina Patridge and her boobs get a new reality show all of their own
-All the St. Patty’s day boob pics you need to feel better about your hangover
funnyinteresting
-The 5 most annoying things couples do
-Embrace your awkwardness because today is Awkward Moments Day
-50 of the most WTF photos of all time
-Can you get an STD from a dog? Yahoo Answers tries to find out
-10 of the best buzzer beaters in March Madness history to get you excited for the NCAA tourney beginning tomorrow
-The 10 best paternity reactions ever
-Which of your favorite childhood shows are now officially going to be turned into movies?
-Sexist beer ads are funny (vid)
-It’s amazing how helpful guys are when large boobs are involved (funny pic)
-Friendly reminder: Don’t wear a bikini if you look like this (funny pic)
-It’s a horrific visual when you try to emulate your favorite model (funny pic)
Mar.11.2009 The March 11 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with ice cream
Hot European chicks and a midget have an ice cream fight. I have no clue why but this needed to be posted for that reason
girls
-Miss Florida took pics of herself in the nude and has been caught (with links to the NSFW images)
-Audrina Patridge wears a seethrough tanktop, thankfully serving her purpose
-These Britney Spears bikini photos are acceptable bordering on intriguing
-Kelly Clarkson pees in the shower. There, now you can’t un-know that
-Kelly Brook and Mena Suvari are selling Chinese condoms
-Galleries of girls being whores on Spring Break seems timely
-Megan Fox runs errands like any other average non-superhumanly-sexy person
-The 10 hottest moments in SNL history
-An important collection of hot Argentinian asses (NSFWish)
-Hot chicks in slutty cop costumes is pretty hot
-Some slut named Gisele does a Webcam dance (NSFW)
-Another collection of hot celebrity cheerleaders because, frankly, this concept hasn’t been done enough
funnyinteresting
-This video of Charley the Retarded Cat (well, the cat with a cerebral illness) is incredibly adorable and simultaneously quite hilarious
-You might like this acoustic chick cover of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme
-So this chick is probably too fat to be doing gymnastics (funny vid)
-Surprisingly, Yahoo Answers is not the best place to ask all your silly vagina-related questions
-In honor of Chuck Norris’s 69th birthday yesterday, here are the 10 most awesome things he’s done
-Why do Terminators transport naked? (funny vid)
-The 10 most racist moments ever on TV (vid)
-The top 10 fashion trends for guys that you can read to not feel like such a loser
-This is an awesome site with a collection of entertaining IM logs and it just relaunched. So check it out
Feb.19.2009 Study: Men think of women in bikinis as objects
In a new study conducted by the heroes at Princeton University, research has proven that men seeing a woman in bikini are more likely to see them as objects and not think about the woman’s thoughts. I’m stunned.
Sexy women in bikinis really do inspire some men to see them as objects, according to a new study of male behavior.
Brain scans revealed that when men are shown pictures of scantily clad women, the region of the brain associated with tool use lights up.
And in a “shocking” finding, Fiske noted, some of the men studied showed no activity in the part of the brain that usually responds when a person ponders another’s intentions.
This means that these men see women “as sexually inviting, but they are not thinking about their minds,” Fiske said. “The lack of activation in this social cognition area is really odd, because it hardly ever happens.”
It’s really great that research grants are given to important research like this because otherwise I’d be really concerned about myself. I mean I’m always looking at someone like the lovely Audrina Patridge, pictured above, and wondering why I’m solely attracted to her physically instead of asking what’s going on in her head. Never mind the fact that with Audrina I’m pretty sure all that’s going on in there is a lonely brain cell eating glue and throwing a Super Ball against the walls of her skull while watching episodes of Two and a Half Men. You can check out more of Audrina’s thoughts on foreign policy and the economic stimulus package below.
Honestly sometimes I wish I were just a hot chick in a bikini because then everyone would pay attention to me without me having to cut myself or dress up like Strawberry Shortcake. Some may say that’s not “good attention” but to those people I say “DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE MADE ME DO TO MYSELF…I’M A PRETTY GIRL, I’M A PRETTY GIRL.” It makes sense in context, trust me.
[source]
