Nov.18.2008 The November 18 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with organized combat
You may want to pursue a new activity after getting owned like that
-The Nickelodeon chicks you loved are now all grown up (with pics)
-Amateur girls in assless chaps = niiiiice
-The Smallest Cock in Porn (funny video)
-10 virtual life sites to ruin your marriage with
-How to effectively pretend to be on your cell phone
-Maury Povich redefines hard hitting journalism (funny video)
-Ronald McDonald loves porn (funny pic)
-Audrina Patridge brings her amazing breasts to Atlantic City
-5 things you may not have known about women
-Kelly Brook’s busty in a bikini
-The Attractive Girls Union holds a press conference (funny video)
-Now that Barack Obama is President, racism is over! (funny video)
-More outtakes from GQ’s Megan Fox photoshoot
-This Zune ad leaves something to be desired (video)
-The 10 funniest Internet fail videos of all time
-Hot Arizona State coeds and beer
-<3 Elisha Cuthbert
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Nov.10.2008 The November 10 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with gas
Women can’t drive? No way!
-Vote for 2009’s top 99 women (sexy pics)
-A collection of sex-inspired sculptures (pics)
-College cheerleader SHOWDOWN
-Insanely hot Greek girl in her underoos (hot)
-The 10 hottest boob commercials of all-time (videos)
-Audrina Patridge has wonderful fake breasts
-Overheard on the college campus (funny)
-Man attempts to jump fence, fails (funny video)
-Lucy Pinder’s breasts are not covered by her Superman t-shirt (<3 the underboob)
-Find Bin Laden, get an oil change (funny pic)
-LSU co-eds play with a stripper pole
-Creepy item of the day that’s not a dildo: The Boyfriend Arm Pillow
-Ten great banned commercials that never made it to the US
-Angelica Carrera is posing in just a towel and has an AMAZING ass
-Sophie Monk in a see-through top
-A masturbating Tarzan toy (funny video)
-A collection of Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks and her EPIC cleavage
Oct.31.2008 The October 31 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with shaved eyebrows
Don’t ever make important eyebrow decisions when drunk
-An awesome collection of girls in slutty Halloween costumes
-..but not quite as slutty as hot girls with painted on costumes
-5 movies and TV shows this election has ruined forever
-The Hadron collider blows Audrina Patridge’s mind (video)
-Complete iPhone fail (funny picture)
-Best Halloween video ever? Perhaps (funny video)
-Denise Milani is exploding out of a pink top
-YOU NEED TO SEE THIS VIDEO (It involves Hamsters and a Piano)
-Olivia Munn interviews herself about wearing bikinis (sexyyyy)
-10 appearances by porn stars in mainstream movies
-Father gives kid gun, kid shoots him (video)
-Pro: Slutty Halloween
-The 13 worst mythical creatures
-A thin line between costume success and failure
-Heidi Klum has got milk
-Vikki Blows has a phenomenal 2009 calendar
-Five video games chicks can play
-Serious book report fail (funny picture)
Oct.16.2008 Audrina Patridge’s breasts make more in two weeks than you make in a year
Defamer unearthed the salaries of the Hills starlets and, apparently, they make a fuckload.
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode ($665,000 annually)
Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode ($380,000 per season)
Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode ($190,000 a year)
Lauren “Lo” Bosworth: $10,000 per episode ($190,000 for The Hills Season 4)
Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode ($152,000 for The Hills Season 4)
I’d be totally okay with this if $34,999 of Audrina’s paycheck were made out to “Audrina Patridge’s Breasts” and only $1 actually went to the name of Audrina. Because yeah, she’d still be able to cash the checks, but she’d have to remember each time who brought her to the dance. Until her breasts decide to renegotiate their contract and hold out. But then younger, newer breasts will come onto the scene and Audrina’s breasts will end up coming back at a reduced rate out of fear of losing the spotlight. The breasts’ ego is too strong.
Doesn’t it kind of sabotage the “reality” when the girls make that much? They should be living like real early 20s LA girls, blowing older men with money for extravagant gifts and then going back to mediocre, Ikea-decorated apartment in Koreatown. That’s what’s reality TV. And, sadly, that’s what’s reality for most of us. *single tear
Sep.29.2008 The September 29 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with rolling faces full of crotch
Trying this with a guy friend of yours might have much less sexy results
-Naked go-karting? Sure, why not!
-Shocker: The 2008 Playboy model of the year is quite attractive
-Audrina Patridge is drunk, wet, and in a saucy bikini
-Jets tailgating features a car blowing up (w/ video)
-Kimberly Holland is pretty in her lingerie
-Gemma Atkinson has a 2009 bikini calendar
-Safe-for-Work porn is fun (w/ video)
-The latest Sarah Palin/SNL skit was solid (w/ video)
-…but people are trying to take advantage of her with Sarah Palin porn (w/ photographic evidence)
-Some hot chicks came out to the NBA Live 09 debut party
-Brett Favre’s top 10 sidekicks (I hate him)
-Reminder: Scarlett Johansson has boobs
-…which are now married to Ryan Reynolds
-MILF ATTACK!!!!
Sep.19.2008 Audrina, Lauren, and Lo are the bustiest movers ever
From Lauren Conrad’s home in the Hollywood Hills where (POSSIBLE HILLS SPOILER ALERT FOR ALL YOU GIRLS AND ‘MOS) Audrina Patridge is moving out of the house.
Thank God she remembered the piñata. There’s no worse feeling than packing up your entire life into a moving van and getting to your new place, bringing everything in, and realizing “HOLY SHIT I FORGOT MY PIÑATA!!!” You were my favorite purchase, Pepe. I’m sorry.
In related news, I would help Audrina pack my stuff into her box. By which I mean my penis. Into her vagina. Just so we’re on the same page. Also, my lava lamp.
My favorite photo is the first one. It’s like, “Well, we got this move done. Let’s celebrate with a sexy pose. Breasts out girls!”
Sep.17.2008 How does Jerry O’Connell do it?
Stonehenge, the birth of man, how they get those little ships into bottles..all of these items are perplexing. But none is more perplexing than the appeal of Jerry O’Connell to every hot woman who has ever existed. Take for example, The Hills’ Audrina Patridge, guest-starring on an episode of O’Connell’s new FOX show Do Not Disturb, and these comments from her blog.
I had a blast on the set of Do Not Disturb. I love love LOVE Jerry O’Connell!! He is so kind and really goes out of his way to make you feel comfortable! He has the best personality and is so cute! :)
During our lunch break I got a chance to talk to him and found out he is a huge Hills fan! That was nice to hear because a lot of men wont admit it, although eventually it comes out. lol!
Just so we’re clear, this is the Jerry O’Connell who’s currently married to Rebecca Romijn and has, reportedly, boned countless Playboy Playmates and various other starlets. The fat kid from Stand by Me. The guy who starred in Kangaroo Jack. The Jerry O’Connell who walks down the street and has people yell “YOU SUCK, O’CONNELL!” at him. THAT Audrina likes THAT Jerry O’Connell.
And people think the economy is depressing.
