Oct.09.2008 Quote of the Day

Aubrey O’Day has been cut from the Diddy slut band Danity Kane, allegedly.

In a statement released to PerezHilton.com, she says, “I didn’t watch the finale, so I have no idea what story was told.

The only comment I can make is… I wish that the world would focus more on the presidential election, the debates, the issues our country is facing, and the fact that if we don’t vote for Obama our country will suffer beyond repair.”

So wise. So wise.

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Oct.03.2008 The October 3 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with girls laughing at you

This is just absurd.

-Be careful who you hire for your buddy’s bachelor party (w/ video)
-Taylor Momsen and Willa Holland on the set of Gossip Girl (wheeeeeeeeeeeeee)
-Who’s hotter: Aubrey O’Day or Jenna Jameson
-Romanian girls are sexy

-Woman brutally attacked BUT THE BLUE JAYS WIN! (hilarious pic)
-I heart Monica Bellucci
-..you had me at Lingerie Football
-Hmm, sexiest presidential debate parody ever? (w/ video)

-Tricia Helfer is pretty, bikini clad in FHM Germany
-Alabama fans get creepy with ESPN’s Erin Andrews
-Nick and Norah share an Infinite Playlist and hot girls
-Yahoo Canada advocates suicide

Sep.19.2008 I’ve got a thing for Aubrey O’Day

I don’t know why exactly since she’s kind of a generic blond hobag, but I kind of have a thing for Aubrey O’Day.

Maybe it’s her love for making sex tapes, pornography, or period sex. Or maybe it’s because she’s so generically attractive that it makes her attractive. Or maybe it’s because I lust after girls who can serve as life preservers. Or maybe I secretly wanted to be on Diddy’s Making the Band and envy the fact that she was in Diddy’s whore troupe Danity Kane. Or maybe it’s because I just get the sense that I could park a freighter in her cooch and shoot my film-in-development Under Siege 4: Endgame inside of there on an affordable budget (the plot: Steven Segal found a nuclear ray gun inside of a freighter and only with the help of Joey Lauren Adams can he escape alive with the aid of slow-motion, unathletic kicks and, perhaps, love).

Regardless of the reason, Aubrey O’Day, you’re my American Hero of the..uh… Day. No, no; of the O’Day! Ha! Clever!

Sep.18.2008 The September 18 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with superlative dancing

Dancefail

-This is just an awesome Web site with chicks, boobs (these two features may be related), and good links. Worth your time
-Young Kelly Brook was smoking hot
-Objectifying the college girls of the Big 10
-HOTTEST AMPUTEE EVERRRRRR
-Aubrey O’Day is a sexy, busty, mess of a human being

-Name the celebrity cameltoe!
-Daniela Cicarelli is a WAG superstar..ess
-Blake Likely’s boobs are trying to escape from their cloth shackles
-The Eagles’ DeSean Jackson has a history of assholery
-Rating the Ryder Cup wives

-Canadian PSAs are fucked up (w/ video)
-What if girls thought like guys (w/ video)
-Hayden Panettiere’s cleavage is doing well for itself
-This store knows proper drug etiquette