Dec.10.2008 Razor, Asian girl. Asian girl, Razor.
So I saw this on Reddit and found it fairly amusing. It’s, I guess, technically NSFW. But it’s such a small bit of NSFWness that I’m running it. See if you notice the NSFW bit in the photo below.
This is a group of girls from UCLA, supposedly. I don’t know what it is about college girls, but it’s honestly like there’s some sort of hygiene class they take right before graduation that teaches them to not be stinky little whores. There’s no reason to have a pube fro when you’re a supple college-aged girl. There’s also no reason to show up to class in pajama pants and a sweatshirt. At 14, girls should be wearing evening gowns and full make-up. Even if they’re not sexually active, they should damn well look like it.
On the plus side, she is an Asian girl, so it probably wasn’t too fro-like. It probably looked straight and thin, more like she has Bruce Lee’s head in her lap than it did Ben Wallace.
[Original Facebook photo here]
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Dec.02.2008 The December 2 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a double dip
Just quit boxing, guys. Really.
-What to get your woman this holiday (because I think we all need the help)
-I enjoy Japanese girls with big breasts in bikinis. I hope you do too
-The top 10 things every man regrets buying
-This iPhone-controlled Lego pouring machine is fucking amazing (SCIENCE! video)
-The USC Song Girls bend over and show their asses because USC is awesome (pics)
-The top 20 celeb nude scenes of 2008
-It’s Asian Fetish Day apparently…here are the 10 hottest Asian models
-The 10 best things you may have found at home on Thanksgiving break
-Deer fucks up hunter after getting shot
-Michael Phelps’ Asian whore girlfriend is hot
-Heidi Miller is a college girl who likes sex
-Dirty secrets of a stand-up comic (funny video)
-Showoff attempts backflip off wall, fails (funny video)
-Carly Zucker is pretty and has a big mouth
-The 12 worst versions of mall Santa (funny pic collection)
-Paris Hilton uses her large breasts to get attention
-This Greek chick is hot and has only hair covering her boobs
Nov.19.2008 The 16 best “creepy old man” photobombs
It’s not easy being a guy posing for a photo (take a look at this list for proof). But it’s even worse when you’re an older man trying to be a part of young women’s world. Most of the time you’ll end up coming off as nothing more than a creepy old man ruining a perfectly good photo…and probably their night.
*Note: All of these photos were tagged on a photosharing site with some variety of “creepy old man”, so these are definitely all legit.
The tag on this photo was something to the effect of “That creepy old guy who kept staring into Ali’s eyes”. If your skin looks like poorly marinated beef jerky, you may want to realize that gawking at younger tail isn’t a good way to appear like a well-adjusted older man. Or sane.
Staring dreamily at someone is cool if you’re a cute teenage girl. When you’re an old man with a full mustache, you merely look like you’re pondering how good their stuffed head will look above your mantle.
Sneaking a peak is okay. Everyone does it. But what you don’t want to do is get caught and immortalized forever on some Web site. On the plus side, no doubt that image went into that old man’s spank bank for at least a month while his hideous wife castrated him about not taking care of the lawn gnomes.
There’s nothing worse than coming up behind someone and sniffing them gently when you don’t know them. Especially when you’re the age of their grandfather. I’ll give you a hint…unless this girl has an absolutely awful fetish that would shame anyone she’s ever known, she would never want to sneak a glimpse at your gross old man taffy balls.
Aug.26.2008 The August 26 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with good parenting
I think all sibling disputes should be solved with fights to the death. Good work mom!
-Garciella Barros is the hottest thing from Chile in a bikini
-Might be too soon for a Spain plane crash joke
-Hyori Lee will help revitalize your Asian fetish
-Lindsay Lohan loves fat Chicago Bear quarterbacks
-Victoria Silvstedt is still looking good
-A Nun Beauty Contest sounds like a great idea
-7 things you should miss about summer but probably won’t
-6 strange deaths from back in Biblical times
-Here’s what your cubicle would look like if you were homeless
-Denise Melani could best be described as “chesty”
-Three great reasons to watch the new 90210
-Is the SEC the best conference in college football?
