Nov.21.2008 The November 21 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with a blast to the face

I’d also spray something on this hot chick’s face. Funny prank, though

-Doutzen Kroes is the most beautiful chick you’ll see today
-Girls love each others boobs (funnysexy pic)
-Some songs to get college girls drunk to
-How to attract a woman quickly
-Giorgia Palmas is the International babe of the day

-Hot girl ruins songs (funny video)
-The top 10 hottest twins
-Hot chick is topless and pointing a gun at you
-Boobs just seem classy in black and white

-The 10 hottest moments from Olivia Munn on Attack of the Show
-Jerry Seinfeld’s ex Shoshanna and her huge Jewish girl breasts in a bikini
-Tay Zonday’s follow up to Chocolate Rain sucks hard (video)
-A gallery of really strange houses (awesome pics)

-Guess the boobs! (breasty game)
-Ashlee Simpson gave her baby the dumbest fucking name ever
-Female bodybuilders are ghastly (funny pics)
-Kelly Brook in a bikini

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Jul.02.2008 Ashlee simpson pregnant, large-breasted, kind of retarded looking

From..I dunno, a farm let’s say.

I have many problems with this image. For one, pregnant nipples: I don’t know whether to suckle them for eroticism or hunger. Two, what is that shit on her head? It’s like a rope or some sort of Native American princess crown. And three, she’s huge. Isn’t she like…a month pregnant? She’s built like a hippopotamus who is not only hungry, but also hungry. Ugh. Babies. Stop ravishing the youth of my starlets. YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM SCARLETT JOHANSSON . SO HELP ME. SHE’S NOT BUILT TO BOUNCE BACK FROM SUCH THINGS.

[More images at Egotastic]