Oct.07.2008 The October 7 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with fireworks
Great idea: Sitting on a bucket of live fireworks
-There was an art project to get boobs all over NYC, arguably the greatest art project ever
-A soldier in Iraq saved a puppy and wants to bring it back to the US, only her commanding officers threatened to kill it and throw her in jail. Fucked up story…read it and show support
-Kendra Wilkinson is back to work in a bikini
-10 eerily good performances by kids in movies
-The little girl from The Nanny has grown up and, um, matured. In the boobs
-Go underneath a USC Song Girl’s shirt and see the magic that lies within
-Tourettes = hilarious (w/ video)
-The Tampa Bay Devil Rays have some attractive fans
-9 awesome Web sites you should be using
-That porn star playing Sarah Palin has nude photos. Stunner (NSFW)
-Lindsay Lohan’s lesbian playset (w/ video)
-A grandma does a kegstand (compelling video)
-The Toronto Raptors cheerleaders are purdy
-Karina Smirnoff shows more than she planned
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Aug.12.2008 Giant feces destroys Swiss town
Artist Paul McCarthy makes some real shitty art…LITERALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, puns aside, his big inflatable dog poo art “Complex Shit” destroyed the museum it was housed in and damaged nearby houses and land in an unspeakable act of fecal violence.
A giant inflatable dog poo has caused chaos, breaking windows and pulling down power lines, after it flew away from an outdoor exhibition.
The artwork by American artist Paul McCarthy blew away from a Swiss museum, living up to its title, Complex Shit.
It was carried 200 metres, leaving a trail of destruction, and breaking windows at a children’s home.
The safety system installed to deflate the giant poo in this kind of incident didn’t work.
Museum director Juri Steiner said the artwork ended up in the grounds of the children’s home.
Perhaps this is a higher power’s way of saying, “Slow down McCarthy, feces is only meant to be so big.” You spat in the faces of the Gods by daring to build a pile of poo that large, my friend. And now they are angry. And vengeful. The first step is the shit destroying a town. Next hail storms of feces will swoop down upon the area around the art. Then everyone around it will begin excreting waste all over themselves. All because you had to be “avant garde”. So thanks Paul. I hope it was all worth it.
Jul.25.2008 Legos heal the wounds of Italian town
The Italians are known for shitty construction (I’m looking at YOU Tower of Pisa) but this is a new low. Some German “artist” douche put Legos in the holes in buildings in an Italian town.
Crumbling walls in Italian town Bocchignano are being repaired — with Lego Bricks.
Sporting the denim overalls and checked shirt for this village was German artist Jan Vormann, whose approach centered on finding walls with missing bricks and replacing them with the colorful children’s building material.
The wacky artist was surprised to find how perfect the bricks fit the bill.
“At first I thought it would be a complicated procedure to fit the pieces,” Vormann said. “But as it turned out, the bigger plastic pieces were compatible with the smaller ones, and the Lego held itself in place without any glue whatsoever.”
However, the 25-year-old did admit that the colorful construction could not last forever.
“I tried to apply some glue, but, on the dusty patina of the stone, it would not stick,” Vormann said. “So I decided to just put them up like this, aware of the fact of erosion and the influence of weather.”
You may be shocked to learn that Legos in the brick walls of buildings aren’t a great idea. You may as well repair the walls with positive thinking or hobo cum, all the while making the same “artistic” vision of the temporary nature of life as well as how hard it is to be an artist and not eat the vat of hobo cum you’re using for repairs.
I’m also sick of Lego invading aspect of my life. These buildings, our superheroes, they even have their own independent nation within the United States borders! When do we say “no more”? When Lego Mussolini comes in and demands our blood? We must stop the Lego menace before it destroys us all!
Jul.18.2008 More punches to the face
After the amazingness that was a chick getting knockeddafuckout by some dude, I received an email from our friends at Going Like Sixty with this video of people getting punched in the face in slow mo.
It’s mind-boggling what people can do in the name of art. Punching people in the face as they do silly things, wiping feces in the form of religious icon, it’s just so absurd. I may have missed my calling in life. Sigh, one day my dream of a Voltron made entirely of aborted fetuses will come to fruition. Dream big or go home, that’s my motto.
Jun.25.2008 The June 25 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with journalistic integrity
–Robin Meade brings integrity, hot cougarness to CNN.
–I like hot girls with big boobs in cowboy hats. Thank you Myspace.
–John Daly and Kid Rock make for a fine pro-am golf pairing.
