Jul.29.2008 The July 29 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with SUPER prostitutes
-Model cum stripper cum prostitute? MUST READ ARTICLE
-Natalie Portman is in an Indian music video…why ask questions I guess (w/ video)
-Mac G’s World has a correspondent at the Olympics
-Revolving doors can be problematic (w/ video)
LINK OF THE DAY: The Life and Times of William Hung
-Pastor crashes his motorcycle in church (w/ video)
-New Detroit Piston Kwame Brown is a swindler
-More on the Windjammer Bikini Contest (w/ video)
-Is Adam Sandler taking craps in public?
-Darwin award nominees do dumb, life-threatening shit (w/ video)
-Arnold Schwarzenegger motivates the Olympians headed to Beijing with garbled English (w/ video)
-Autumn Reeser, formerly of The OC is still absurdly hot and will always get a link
-Ali Lohan already has huge boobs (NSFW ads)
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Jun.20.2008 Megan Fox is sassy
Jeremy Piven hit on Megan Fox. Aaaaand…failure.
Jeremy Piven was bent on meeting “Transformers” hottie Megan Fox in the greenroom at Spike TV’s Guy’s Choice Awards, airing on Sunday. “I don’t know you, but I should,” said Piven, staring at her like she was a lamb chop. He went on: “I know you’re getting an award.” Said an unimpressed Fox: “Do you even know which one?” The “Entourage” star was ready to answer, but she’d already walked away.
I think you have to admire Jeremy Piven’s “douchebag game”. He just plays the part of being so above it all. But it takes more than that to get to felch a sexy lass like Megan Fox. It takes skill, grace, and pizazz. Also a great career, endless charisma, and a real sense that you’re going places. Kind of like Brian Austin Green has.
That said, I love Megan Fox and would carry her children. Like, I’d allow her to implant a child in me like that Schwarzenegger movie where he opted to not blow up aliens violently but rather carry a parasitic lifeform in his stomach. I don’t remember how it ended, but I assumed he ended up fighting the thing called “baby” at the end in a violent bloodbath and some witty rejoiner like, “Looks like we have a fourth trimester abortion.” Man, movies are fun.
