Apr.01.2008 The April 1 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy to wakka wakka April Fools hahahahaha oh man
–Florida: America’s Penis. [Losers With Socks]
–Arizona Cardinals QB Matt Leinart is a man of the people; even though he fucks celebs now, he still finds time to get sorority girls drunk. [Brahsome]
–Lauren Conrad is selling herself. Not in the Eliot Spitzer sense. [The Beer Goggler]
–Christina Aguilera is boning too loudly for neighbors’ tastes. [Snarky Gossip]
–Mariah Carey will hang up on your DJ if she damn well pleases. [Hollywood Rag]
Tags: Arizona Cardinals, Celebrity, Christina Aguilera, Florida, Hot Link Orgy, Lauren Conrad, Mariah Carey, Matt Leinart
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