Oct.06.2008 Anna Kournikova went to a charity event, stood there
From Friday night’s 2008 YouthAIDS Gala…
You know, it’s rare, but I have to take a change on my usual stance of delivering just hurtful words and applaud Anna Kournikova. It’s great to see her coming out in support of a cause that few people get behind. Yes, AIDS is bad, but sometimes you need to step up and say, “Hey, AIDS has rights too.” I assumed that’s what YouthAIDS is all about, providing children with AIDS so that they don’t have to go diseaseless. Sure, more and more children are infected with a serious illness each year, but we can’t stop until every child has an illness to call their own.
I’ve launched my own campaign to that end, but it doesn’t have a formal “name” or “strategy” yet, beyond the usual combination of wine coolers and Hannah Montana DVDs. We’ll get there, though. Dare to dream!
[Even more HQ photos here, if you're into such things]
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Sep.15.2008 The Nautica Malibu Triathlon has ruined so many fantasies
Everybody always goes crazy when a female athlete is attractive and I usually go, “Well, that’s cool I guess.” But maybe everyone is right, we should respect our attractive female athletes more because holy crap look at how awful these “attractive” celebrity women look when competing in the 2008 Nautica Malibu Triathlon this weekend.
No, that isn’t a resurrected Andre the Giant competing in the photo above, that’s actually Tiffani Thiessen. Upon seeing this photo, I immediately burned all my Saved by the Bell fan-fiction. I also felt oddly compelled to keep turning my See ‘N’ Say to the cow and just listen to what the cow says, but that’s neither here nor there.
More photos below…even the normally adorable Eliza Dushku kind of looks like a slob. And Anna Kournikova seems to have won the event (or been given a medal for her prize-winning beach pokies), but I can’t confirm or deny that because all the news about it seems to stem from that sloppy teapot shaped Jennifer Lopez actually competing the event. Ugh. If you’re looking for a control in your Levitra clinical testings, click the photos after Anna Kournikova below. In fairness, Cindy Crawford had the good grace to not compete and stay made up like a normal woman but whatever, she’s old so she’s lumped in with the rest. Take THAT, famous supermodel!
L to R: Anna Kournikova (x2), Jennifer Lopez (x2), Tiffani “Moo Cow” Thiessen (x2, w/ bonus Zack Morris sighting!), Eliza Dushku (x2), Felicity Huffman, Cindy Crawford
Aug.15.2008 The August 15 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with sniper fire
This is why I don’t hang out with snipers…always sniping
-Awesome video of a preacher protesting a Black strip club (w/ video)
-Marzia Prince has one of the most amazing bodies ever on the Internet
-Gilbert Estrada really represents us USC fans well
-Mariah Carey has had a nipple slip. And the villagers rejoice (NSFW, technically)
LINK OF THE DAY: The top 10 underrated cheerleader dance teams
-Alyssa Milano takes a trip to the Dodgers
-Roxanne McKee is a big deal in the UK…here’s why
-The 10 greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger moments (w/ video)
-The new Punisher movie might be PG-13…and fanboys wept
-Seattle Space Launch as seen from airplane (w/ video)
-More from the Windjammer Bikini Contest (w/ video)
-This ad isn’t going to help abstinence
-Anna Kournikova + bikini = always worth a viewing
Jul.23.2008 Anna Kournikova wears bikini, pouts
The news is boring me today so here’s Anna Kournikova in a bikini. One of many times I’m grateful that I don’t work for a “legitimate media company.”
Why does she always look like a petulant five year-old in every photo though? I feel like Anna’s always sulking as though I just put a finger in her butt. But I only did that one time Anna. You need to learn to let go, just like I did. My broken finger bones healed, Anna. Maybe your feelings should too.
Jul.01.2008 The July 1 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a fine ball-kicking
–Don’t block a David Beckham kick with your balls (w/ video)
–Enrique Iglesias was secretly married to Anna Kournikova…not so much any more
–It’s important to be creative,
borderline insane when creating anti-terrorism products
–Reminder: Every male on the cast of Gossip Girl is straight. EVERY SINGLE ONE
