Jun.30.2009 The June 30 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with alarms
This is probably the world’s most elaborate alarm clock, excellent for waking heavy sleepers and/or the dead.
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-What celebrity vaginas probably taste like
-The coolest man alive (funny pic)
-Weird shit is going down at the protests of KFC
-This is too funny for me to spoil with an adequate set-up
-15 animals armed with lightsabers
-iPhone apps that guys may actually need
-The funniest worthless Internet ranting you’ll see
-Best sex offender name ever (funny pic)
-Top 10 celebrity death conspiracies
-How to fish like a MAN
-This might be the worst job ever (funny pic)
-A collection of the best nude scenes of all time
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-A+ application of sideboob
-Busty amateur blonde girl with a hula hoop is an excellent usage of my time
-Jessiqa Pace is so hot that a billboard of her had to be taken down for distracting racecar drivers
-Former college softball player Jessica Cruz looks better without a softball uniform on
-I would not at all be opposed to a Blake Lively sex tape
-Aria Giovanni is highly fuckable
-The top supermodels of the 90s is a worthwhile look back
-Check out the ass on Tori Black (NSFW)
-Mariah Carey dressing like a man probably shouldn’t give you an erection, but is noteworthy
-Who knows what Ciara’s done lately, but here’s her nipples
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Jun.29.2009 Crying wolf
Via Oglaf.com comes this comic about the perils of crying wolf.
You know what’d be a crazy spin on the old tale of a boy crying wolf? What if a boy ran into a wolf who was crying? And he’d try to console the wolf because he’s just a kid who cares and the wolf is like, “Sorry man, I’m inconsolable.” So the kid keeps trying to make the wolf feel better, telling jokes and whatever, but the wolf is just so profoundly sad. The kid keeps going and it comes to a point which the wolf has had enough, so he just eats the kid. It’s mostly the kid’s fault though, because he wouldn’t shut up and if he didn’t want to get eaten, he shouldn’t be so delicious then, now should he? Since he’s a wolf, this would probably satisfy his hunger and, as a result, make him feel better. Even if a wolf is going to shit you out in 5 hours or so, there’s nothing quite as satisfactory as a job well done.
Jun.23.2009 The June 23 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with ice cream
Eating ice cream: Harder than it looks
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-9 baby animals that are incredibly uncute
-Why would a girl want to date a short guy?
-What your facial hair really says about you
-Carnivores 1, Vegans 0 (funny pic)
-How addicted to your computer are you?
-A perfect gift for the dad who likes golf and feces
-55 ridiculous photos of dogs dressed like humans
-The 16 craziest celebrity fitness videos
-A tribute to newly dead Ed McMahon
-5 truthful graduation cards
-You may never look at a couch the same again
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-Now that’s an ass
-I’m not sure how she could snorkel when she’s proportioned like this
-I guess this would be considered “overboob”?
-Even hot chicks hate Terrell Owens
-Kristen Bell in a bikini
-Topless photos can only help your reporting credibility, I think (NSFW)
-Anna Faris in a bikini with her sloppy husband
-Bree Olson looks good in denim lingerie
-Every single one of Bob Barker’s beauties
-Mechanical bull ride results in exposed nipples (NSFW)
-A collection of somewhat acceptable cleavage tattoos
-Kana Tsugihara is the busty Asian of the day
Jun.18.2009 PETA does not support the President’s fly murder
I kind of hate PETA but sometimes the stuff they complain about is so outlandish that I feel like it has to be somewhat tongue-in-cheek. Check out their response to President Obama’s fly-swatting on TV.
PETA is sending President Barack Obama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside.
“We support compassion even for the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals,” PETA spokesman Bruce Friedrich said Wednesday. “We believe that people, where they can be compassionate, should be, for all animals.”
During an interview for CNBC at the White House on Tuesday, a fly intruded on Obama’s conversation with correspondent John Harwood.
“Get out of here,” the president told the pesky insect. When it didn’t, he waited for the fly to settle, put his hand up and then smacked it dead.
“Now, where were we?” Obama asked Harwood. Then he added: “That was pretty impressive, wasn’t it? I got the sucker.”
Friedrich said that PETA was pleased with Obama’s voting record in the Senate on behalf of animal rights and noted that he has been outspoken against animal abuses.
Still, “swatting a fly on TV indicates he’s not perfect,” Friedrich said, “and we’re happy to say that we wish he hadn’t.”
PETA would pretty much issue a press release if you hugged a puppy too tightly, so you can’t really take them too seriously. But still, this is a bit of a stretch. Flies exist in the billions in any given area. I’m sure this fly’s wife was kind of sad, but I’m pretty sure they’re not even legally married. Plus there’s a guy at the fly wife’s job who’s been really good to her and I’m pretty sure they’ll hook up once she gets over the initial heartbreak of losing her lover. He’ll take care of all the larvae for sure. Oh, also…they’re fucking flies so none of this matters.
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Jun.17.2009 The June 17 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with injury
How not to take care of an injured player
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-This plane crash video is terrifying (not graphic though)
-The Jews teach Hebrew with the power of breasts (funny NSFW pic)
-5 tips on how to dress on a first date
-10 celebrities who should NOT be famous at all
-Animals humping the wrong animals (funny pics)
-5 cereal mascots who’d probably go to jail
-President Barack Obama: Murderer
-America loves vampires and Anna Paquin’s breasts
-What a wonderful sexist old print ad (funny pic)
-A legit reason you may not want to get drunk
-The 10 worst sitcom dads of all time
-11 unfortunate product names
-People look ridiculous when watching porn
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-The 10 biggest female celebrity douchebags
-Even the dog can’t avoid looking at this girl’s boobs (funny pic)
-Are these butts or boobs? (kinda NSFW)
-Mario Lopez’s girlfriend is extremely top heavy, to the point where she apparently tipped over
-Giada De Laurentiis is so hot, especially for someone who makes awesome food
-Coco got topless in the Bahamas (NSFW)
-Kenita Larrain is that generic blonde type of hot I enjoy
-Oh silly Loredana…hands aren’t the same thing as a shirt!
-Megan Fox is hotter than your girlfriend. Not mine, yours. Sorry you had to find out this way
Jun.15.2009 Quote of the Day
It’s pretty easy to mix up animals, particularly when you’re borderline retarded. I can only assume that’s the case with this guy who apparently thinks squirrels are cats.
A fire crew from Paignton was called out by an RSPCA officer to a residential home in Oldway Road, after the squirrel fell down a rooftop extractor unit.
Watch commander Steve Anderson said the residents first alerted the RSPCA when they heard what they thought was a seagull inside the pipe.
However, the animal welfare officer decided it was safer to get firefighters involved as health and safety would not have let him go up a ladder.
Watch commander Anderson said: “The roof was too high and the RSPCA guy thought it would be too dangerous. So he called us out.
“We went up there on the 135ft ladder. We took the top of the extractor fan off and lowered a fishing net down.
“The squirrel leapt on my face and on to the glass conservatory below and on to the ground. Then he was off.”
The unusual 999 call-out was received by the Paignton crew shortly after 4pm on Friday.
Watch commander Anderson added: “There were a few skeletons down the duct pipe of other animals who weren’t so lucky. I think this little fellow is down to eight lives.”
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Jun.15.2009 Russian cats own the fuck out of American ones
In Russia, there are shows called “Cat Theatres” which, as you may have guessed, feature performing cats. Check this out.
When reached for comment, my cat Nilla lifted her head off of the ground, meowed briefly, then went back to sleep. Which I’m pretty sure means, “Fuck those commies” in American cat lingo.
It really illustrates how unwilling to work we Americans are. Then again, most of our cats get food every day while these cats are either forced into feline prostitution for any tomcat with a dollar and a need, or they have to work just to survive. I’m pretty sure if you made me live in Russia, I’d be jumping off of stools through hoops if it meant not having to eat more potatoes and vodka. I already shit in a box half the time, I’m pretty sure I’ve got that part down pat.
