Nov.11.2008 The November 11 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a swing
I can think of no situation in which this would be considered a good idea
-Girl grabs other girl’s huge breast in hilarious fashion (funnysexypic)
-Taylor Swift is quite sexy
-<3 Denise Milani's ample chest
-How to keep Facebook from wrecking your life
-Macgyver really hates racism (funny video)
-Amazing breasts (NSFW…I had to link it though, they’re that good)
-Jennie Frost models Playboy’s new lingerie
-Nice legs on Angelina Jolie
-Lindsay Lohan skanks it up with some candid shots of her boobs
-Is John McCain a Decepticon? (funny video)
-The 20 hottest college basketball cheerleader teams
-Wow…worst tattoo ever (funny pic)
-Who’s the hottest Spice Girl: Then and Now
-College girls spank each other
-6 classic Jean Claude Van Damme roles
-Gemma Atkinson brings massive breasts to Nuts Magazine
-Gayest Mac vs PC parody ad ever (funny video)
-8 people who could have knocked up Jennifer Aniston (click it for the Leprechaun reference)
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Nov.06.2008 Angelina Jolie uses the Nintendo DS to stay fit?
Angelina Jolie is universally regarded as the hottest girl alive. So prepare to find her even hotter when you learn that she’s playing Nintendo DS games like a 15 year-old Japanese schoolgirl.
“The kids were convincing her that video games were more than just fun,” according to a source close to Angelina Jolie, 33. “They explained to her you can do anything from practice math to learn to read music and exercise.”
The source tells OK! that Angie’s eldest son Maddox, 7, was showing Angelina — who also has her hands full with Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, Shiloh, 2, and 4-month-old twins, Knox and Vivienne — the games for their Nintendo DS online when they discovered Let’s Pilates!.
“She tries to get in an hour of Pilates three times a week,” the source says.
“She’s picking it up pretty quickly and is already at the hardest setting!”
I wonder if Angelina’s kids always speak in advertising lingo. Maybe that’s how they learned English after coming from the Serengeti or Pluto or whatever, just watching mindless TV ads. I’m pretty sure Maddox’s first words were about how you only have to take 8 Valtrex pills a day to prevent future outbreaks and then you go out and live a normal life.
One can only hope that this leads to a scenario in which Angelina Jolie falls in love with Mario. It’s not entirely implausible…he’s a powerful man, he cares about other less fortunate peoples (as is evidenced by his aid to the people of Mushroom Kingdom). Sure, Angelina would have to ignore Mario’s tendencies towards exterminating entire races like the Goombas, but hey, you can’t love everything about a person right away.
[Via the new issue of OK Magazine]
Nov.04.2008 The November 4 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with fighting
A sign you may want to quit competitive fighting
-The hottest girls from promo ads ever (much ass and bikini in this one)
-5 reasons to go to the polls (and they’re all wacky free items)
-Where do the candidates stand on video games?
-What do you get when you combine huge boobs and Guitar Hero? This (sexy video)
-This Miami Heat dancer looks good in her bikini
-Video game geek makes awesome breasty costume
-A hot chick is a dish best served cold (funny video)
-Tiffany Lang is a sexy model in lingerie
-Sarah Palin gets prank called (funny REAL video)
-Angelina Jolie redefines having a “fuck me face”
-Boobs for Barack (pics)
-Man finds a mouse baked into his hot dog bun (video)
-Nascar fans are classy with their stray bullets
-More info on the new Robocop remake
-More on Natalie Dylan, the chick auctioning off her virginity
-Apparently shrimp can run on treadmills (video)
Nov.03.2008 The Pussycat Dolls surprised the world on Halloween
From some bullshit event they were “hosting” over the weekend.
Now here’s the problem with dressing like a complete and utter whore all year round…you shock and disappoint everyone by somehow appearing to be dressed conservatively at Halloween. The only way the Pussycat Dolls could have possibly upped their usual slutitude for a Halloween costume would have been if their costume included a hole to show off their vaginas and a retractable series of cocks (a pulley-based system I’m working on right now…PATENT PENDING!).
I do have to commend the black one for her costume. It’s hard to pull off dressing like Angelina Jolie, but she really pulled it off.
Oct.10.2008 The October 10 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with fatsos
How fat guys deserve to be treated. Aw.
-Christina Aguilera shows her butt
-A hot USC volleyball girl is the daughter of an NHL GM
-A battle of University of Texas and Oklahoma University coed eyecandy (and other off-field matchups)
-Who’s hotter: Angelina Jolie or “The Black Angelina Jolie”
-Man completes a full swing flip (w/ video)
-Ciara shows off her goodies for Vibe
-How to get gonorrheas (funny video)
-This bear is hungry (funny pic)
-Girls went wild in Alabama last weekend
-Soccer Cheerleaders are kinda goregous
-Bears gone wild on Wall Street (w/ video)
-Fox News…not good at math when it comes to politics
-Olga is Russian and extremely hot
-Tamara Sedmak looks good in a bikini
Oct.09.2008 Angelina Jolie and Hot Pockets are sitting in a tree
When she was pregnant, Angelina Jolie was apparently extremely gay for Hot Pockets. Which is ironic because her adopted kids tend to have a stomach the size of one.
After giving birth to twins, Angelina Jolie had a difficult time putting the breaks on the high-calorie pizzas, Hot Pockets, french fries and ice cream she consumed during her pregnancy, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.
Her snacking got so bad that a source close to Jolie’s French Ob-Gyn, Michel Sussman, tells Us that he instructed her to eat more nutritiously. (She said junk food is “their family’s weakness” and even joked about Brad Pitt having a pregnant belly, says the source.)
What is it about pregnancy that turns even the finest, most elegant women around into complete white trash? “HOT POCKETS, PICKLES WITH CHOCOLATE MAYONNAISE PLEASE, I WANT IT FRIED TOO!” That may have been more to blame for Britney Spears’ downfall than any other factor. Something about a succubus inside of you eating away all of your womanly essence just does a bit of damage.
I’ve also come up with a new theory that Angelina Jolie is secretly hoping to become Captain Planet. She’s assembling kids of diverse ethnicities. Next step is the rings. Then, BAM, one blue paintjob and she’s set.
Oct.08.2008 The October 8 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with corn
Rachael Ray really likes corn. Like, really really.
-Angelina Jolie may need extra help to stay hot
-Halle Berry is the 2008 Sexiest Woman Alive, according to Esquire. She brings out boobs to celebrate
-Yvonne Strahovski had the sexiest photoshoot for Self ever
-Thongs are prevalent on South American TV (w/ video)
-No shirt can contain Salma Hayek
-Ali Landry needs to make a comeback
-Anna Faris is purdy
-John McCain said “my friends” 21 times during the debate
-Comedy.com goes to the Pirates II porn premiere (funny video)
-People want to buy Shea Stadium toilet signs for lots of money? Really?
-The 7 best NBA TV shows
-Jodie Marsh has no shame
-Awesome usage of racism at this KFC!
