Oct.20.2008 ALF is a fashion icon in Istanbul
In America, ALF is basically just a remnant of the 80s, cast aside and forgotten. But in Istanbul, he is apparently the biggest fashion designer around.
Listen, I think ALF is great and all. And I admire how he’s somehow been able to ingrain himself into my memory to this day, something neither my Pet Rock nor father could do, but I don’t know that I’d be looking to ALF to find the neatest trends in jeans. Or even the cheapest pairs of jeans. ALF was always scheming on the show. You’d probably end up with a pair of jeans that fall apart in the rain or give you syphilis or walk away from your house at night.
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Aug.25.2008 The 7 most hilarious TV addictions of all time
You may be familiar with A&E’s hit show Intervention, a show chronicling people’s journeys to get a loved one into rehab. It’s real, gritty, touching, and often depressing. Addiction is a serious problem, when presented in most situations. Unless it’s taken so far that it becomes hilarious.
Saved by the Bell’s Jessie Spano (Elizabeth Berkley) was feeling a bit overextended. You see, Zack had an uncle who was looking for a hot new girl band…somehow performing at local burger joint “The Max” would end with the girls of SBTB being the female New Kids on the Block (which, at the time, was not meant to be hilarious). Anyway Jessie is doing way too much…class, singing, buying leg-warmers, so she takes caffeine pills. This ends with a caffeine pill binge, Zack coming to save Jessie from herself and, of course, a stirring rendition of The Pointer Sisters’ hit “I’m So Excited”.
When you wake up one day in the gutter with a bottle of Jolt Cola by your side, then and only then will you know Jessie’s pains.
HBO wasn’t always a safe haven for well-acted, critically acclaimed drama. For categorical evidence, look no further than HBO series Lifestories: Families in Crisis. Let’s be honest…Ben Affleck, not so great of an actor. And when you combine his poor acting with heavy-handed afterschool special-ish TV, you get this gem about steroid addiction. Check out Ben Affleck’s roid rage from Body to Die For: The Aaron Henry Story.
Roid Rage is thrown around quite a bit by the media, often in sensationalist ways. But one needn’t look further than the grounded portrayal of steroid addiction painted above to understand the gravity of the problem. Particularly the smashing, woman punching, and floor humping involved.
Beverly Hills 90210’s Dylan McKay (Luke Perry) was always the quintessential rebel with a heart of gold. Presumably gold due to all of the Goldschlager running through his veins. Dylan liked the drugs and, more importantly, the alcohol. In the clip below, he walks into a benefit and finds that Brandon (Jason Priestly) is dating his on-and-off girlfriend Kelly (whatsherface). If there’s a problem kicking your feet up on the table and drinking wine out of the bottle can’t solve, I haven’t seen it.
Fans of the show would be dismayed to find Dylan upon his return to the show casually drinking champagne with the rest of the 90210ers. Because alcoholics who went to rehab always like to hang out with some alcohol after achieving sobriety yet somehow avoid relapses. Truly a realistic depiction.
Aug.07.2008 ALF because it’s a slow day
I’ve been saving this bad boy for a slow news day and there’s literally NOTHING to post. No news, no celeb crap, no sexy images that wouldn’t be completely gratuitous so screw it. Here’s another alternate TV intro, much like the DuckTales and Golden Girls ones seen here before, based on ALF. Might be slightly NWS (no nudity but some odd themes) for some of you but watch it if you can. It’s absolutely worth it.
And if anyone wants to do something entertaining or something to make news that’d be awesome. Perhaps ripping Jessica Biel’s top off or, I dunno, making some robot that breakdances and makes delicious ice cream would help. Just kicking ideas around here. I’m flexible as to what you do to make my job easier.
