Nov.17.2008 Marissa Miller and Adriana Lima celebrate being models

From the after party of this weekend’s Victoria Secret fashion show.

I don’t know if it’s because Marissa Miller is so ungodly hot and that she is to womanhood what Jesus is to magic tricks, but she makes all the women who appear next to her much less attractive. It’s like being a handcranked flashlight next to a supernova. I guess my point is that, much like my emergency flashlight, I’d like to shove Adriana Lima and that tranny looking black chick below into my crawl space while I go dancing around town with Marissa Miller. See, there was a point there.

Also, you have to love modern society where some women who are famous for being hot and showing their body parts for random men under the guise of female fashion can get a party thrown in their honor to celebrate how successful they were at exposing themselves. Meanwhile I try to throw a birthday party at McDonald’s with all of my 8 year-old friends as I’m clothed only in a strategically loosened trenchcoat and it’s a problem.

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Sep.24.2008 The September 24 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with another person injuring themselves

Rest assured, if there’s a hilarious video of someone injuring themselves, it will find its way to my link post.

-Mexican Independence day = huge boobs in a sombrero
-American Psycho: The Musical sounds awesome
-Shitting yourself during a marathon…how embarrassing
-Ohio State’s Playboy “Girls of the Big Ten” girls know how to party
-AWESOME: Real life Transformers made from vehicles

-Kellie Pickler has huge boobs and is an idiot, but is she hot?
-Kim Kardashian stuffed her huge ass into some spandex
-New study ties Facebook to narcissism
-The girl on the left in this photo is my favorite regular girl with huge boobs of the day
-That is one unfortunate erection

-25 awesome Ari Gold quotes
-Charlotte Mears is hot, blond, and dating a soccer player. So of course she’s newsworthy
-Women’s tennis is erotic (w/ video)
-Adriana Lima is gorgeous even in a bummy hoodie