Nov.21.2008 Quote of the Day
World’s fattest man Manuel Uribe got married (pic here if you’re curious, she’s far from hot though) a couple weeks back. However, due to his girth, they couldn’t do the nasty nuptials dance with their genitals. But they did now thanks to the magic of engineering!
Due to his enormous weight, Manuel was not able to consummate his wedding. Then his friends came up with an idea to build him a sex ramp with resistant concrete. The ramp allowed the man to raise the lower half of his body and his wife received a better access to Uribe’s private parts.
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Nov.20.2008 Oh what a beautiful wedding
We’re all human beings, we all want to be loved by someone. Ideally, that special someone. So let’s take a break from the laughs here to really sit back and enjoy a man and a woman showing what love really is.
Oh young love…isn’t it beautiful?
And look at all of her beautiful sisters…one of these lucky single gals could be yours ;)
But what would a wedding be without the cake? And for a special occasion for two truly remarkable folks, it’s a really unique cake. A nice, classy, Twinkie cake.
It feeds.
And now we can get on with the magic of the honeymoon. Because what would a wedding be without the sweet sweet nectars of your loved one. Ever stuck your finger into a bowl of cookie dough? Yeah. I imagine it’d be a lot like that, but with much less delightful odors.
Anyway it’s great to see that one of the Boomers from the new video game Left 4 Dead has found true love.
[via the funny fellows at Sherdog.net's forums]
Oct.31.2008 Fat girls more likely to have sex than non-fatties
A new study has shaken the foundations of science and sexuality, primarily due to the shift of fat women rushing to hand in their surveys. A new study shows that fat chicks are more likely to be getting laid than thin ones.
Overweight women are more likely to report having sex with men than women considered to be of “normal weight,” U.S. researchers said.
The study is based on data from the 2002 National Survey of Family Growth, which looked at sexual behavior of more than 7,000 U.S. women.
“These results were unexpected and we don’t really know why this is the case,” Kaneshiro said in a statement.
Ninety-two percent of overweight women reported having a history of sexual intercourse with a man, as opposed to 87 percent of women with a normal body mass index.
In fairness, BMI is kind of a dumb way of measuring if someone’s fat or not. If a girl has great big sexy boobs, she’ll probably be over her recommended BMI too. And, as we all know, every attractive woman with big breasts is a complete whore. I can’t accept that porn’s lied to me over the years, it would destroy my whole world view.
But yeah, let’s assume that this really is about real fat women. Like fat women whom you could see and go, “Wait, that thing is a person? I just assumed you were a pile of mashed potatoes that gained autonomy and a willingness to move.” If that’s the case, and I pray to all the gods that it isn’t, then I am ashamed for all of you. Yes, we’ve all wanted to fuck the Michelin Man at some point in our lives. Doesn’t make it right.
