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Entries Tagged ‘Video games’

It’s a Wii Fit whore festival!

Want to make a successful YouTube video? Here’s how! Step one: Buy a Nintendo Wii. Step two: Buy Wii fit. Step three: Have vagina. Step four: Don’t be too fat. It’s that easy!
My personal favorite because this girl is attractive, sluttily dressed, and desperate for attention. All are [...]

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The June 17 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with dildos
–A giant dildo saunters behind this reporter’s live shot (w/ video). [Yep Yep]
–A friendly reminder of how bad I suck at geography: Can you be a Lufthansa pilot? (game) [Bright Black Internet]
–Megan Fox is attractive in a Rolling Stone photo shoot. [on205th]
–The consistency of the “Guido Face” [...]

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Mortal Kombat murder? Huh?

Video games are always a popular target/failsafe to pass the buck and accountability for a crime committed. But a Mortal Kombat murder just seems odd.

A Johnstown teenager has been ordered to stand trial after a 7-year-old girl in his care died in what police said was a beating that imitated the “Mortal Kombat” video [...]

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The May 16 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with a shirtless Vince Young
–Vince Young gets drunk, shirtless, sweaty. Perhaps not in that order. [Busted Coverage]
–Madden ‘09 teaser video shows that the game still contains football (w/ video). [Brahsome]
–Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are dating in public. She sucks. [Best Celeb Gossip]
–ESPN prepares to fail in [...]

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The May 14 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with an androgynous Jessica Alba
–Uh why is Jessica Alba dressed up like Charlie Chaplin in Allure? Why would you allow this? [Popsugar]
–Yay footage of the new NCAA Football ‘09 video game. [Loser with Socks]
–Austria does a good job of getting people naked. [Cuzoogle]
–Today’s reminder of why high school [...]

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