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MOMSENWATCH!

Gossip Girl had its season finale on Monday and it was kind of bleh. And had very little Taylor Momsen. But since the show is over for now, no more weekly Momsenwatch! So enjoy.

She continues to be 14. This summer, she’s going to be a counselor at camp for the first [...]

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A Friday MOMSENWATCH!

Taylor Momsen is one of the stars of the buzzworthy-no-ratings-receiving show Gossip Girl. And this week she received her own episode! Look at her, looking all…bright…in her canary yellow jacket.

Still 14. She’s probably really excited to go to her freshman prom. Hopefully her monthlies don’t start before then!
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MOMSENWATCH! has returned

CW flagship show Gossip Girl finally returned from its Writers’ Strike-induced coma on Monday night. Whether the show was good or not is irrelevant because the fact that it aired meant one thing: More Taylor Momsen.

Still 14. In fact, she’s probably still perplexed about why she bleeds from her cooch once a month.

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