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Deer is Unicorn, Chris is confused

There’s some deer in Italy getting a lot of attention today and, surprisingly, it’s not because he’d make delicious Venison Parmesan (which he would). It’s because he has one horn coming out of his head, which makes him look like a unicorn.

The shy, young deer nicknamed “Unicorn” because of the rare, single horn growing [...]

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Third grade retards are crafty

Some 3rd graders in special ed classes in Georgia plotted to kill their teacher, but were “thwarted” by school officials. Story of the year? Perhaps.

The students allegedly brought to school a broken steak knife, a roll of duct tape, handcuffs, ribbon and a crystal paperweight in a bid to kill their teacher, Belle [...]

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