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Drunk driving makes for great visuals

There’s awesome, there’s really awesome, and then there’s drunk driver plowing into a bike race in Mexico awesome.

A car has plowed into a bike race along a highway near the US-Mexico border, killing one and injuring 10 others.
Police investigator Jose Alfredo Rodriguez says the 28-year-old driver was apparently drunk and fell asleep when he crashed [...]

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Fox News isn’t even hiding it any more

Some bitch I don’t know who just looks/sounds cunty misspoke on Fox News, saying “Osama” instead of “Obama” when discussing Hillary Clinton’s statement that Barack Obama might find himself assassinated like Robert Kennedy. Oh and then she said that both Obama and Osama bin Laden “would both be assassinated, ideally.”

Hmm, call me crazy, but [...]

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Mortal Kombat murder? Huh?

Video games are always a popular target/failsafe to pass the buck and accountability for a crime committed. But a Mortal Kombat murder just seems odd.

A Johnstown teenager has been ordered to stand trial after a 7-year-old girl in his care died in what police said was a beating that imitated the “Mortal Kombat” video [...]

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The May 12 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with the best beer pong
–The best beer pong table ever made (w/ video). [Tasty Booze]
–Large breasts are pretty silly. [Banned in Hollywood]
–Danica Patrick is continued proof that women just aren’t good drivers (w/ video). [Don Chavez

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Celebrity Apprentice to feature 100% more double-murder

OJ Simpson is in the running for the next season of The Celebrity Apprentice. That’s if NBC and Donald Trump are willing to bite the bullet. No, knife. Bite the knife.

IT looks like there could be “killer” ratings in store for TV’s “The Celebrity Apprentice” if OJ Simpson gets his way. Page [...]

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