Mar.25.2008 The March 25 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy to steal all your stuff
–Want to learn about an amazing prank that ended with some guy getting all his stuff stolen? Yes you do. [Tasty Booze]
–Pretending to be a basketball coach is a great way to steal burgers. [Cuzoogle]
–Is Jennifer Love Hewitt pregnant? Or just fat? Probably both. [Best Celeb Gossip]
–Miley Cyrus loves Church, anal sex (presumably…this link only covers the first half). [Drunken Stepfather]
–Girls Gone Wild’s Joe Francis is kind of awesomely delusional. [Radar]
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Mar.04.2008 Billy Ray Cyrus did not delete Lindsay Lohan
Reports that Billy Ray Cyrus deleted Lindsay Lohan from Miley Cyrus’s phone are untrue, says the Achy Breaky Heart-ed one.
Billy Ray Cyrus is denying rumors that he deleted Lindsay Lohan’s phone number from daughter Miley Cyrus’s cell phone.
On Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday morning, the Idol host brought up reports claiming that the two young stars met Grammy weekend and traded numbers, but that Billy Ray went through Miley’s phone and erased Lindsay’s digits.
Billy Ray’s response: Not true. “We love Lindsay,” he said.
If my daughter was hanging out with Lindsay Lohan, not only would I delete her number from her phone, I’d probably kill Lindsay Lohan. And you can only kill Lindsay Lohan by separating her head from her body. Then you probably have to have sex with the hole in her neck. But still, a pretty convenient way of murder, I’d say.
Miley Cyrus is already a slut though, so whatever, what more damage can you do? It’s like peeing into a toxic waste dump. Which, ironically, is something Lindsay Lohan totally gets off on.
Feb.29.2008 The February 29 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy featuring a famous radio midget
–The natives of Staten Island do not want Howard Stern’s beloved midget Beetlejuice to be bowling in their horrible borough. [Busted Coverage]
–Flirt like a champion. Meaning don’t just insert your fingers into an orifice and go, “EH!?!” [Tasty Booze]
–Miley Cyrus had a nipple slip. Uh. Is that legal? [On205th]
–Will Lindsay Lohan bare it all for Playboy? [Egotastic]
–John Stamos has a massive belly button. [Just Jared]
