I didn’t know what a Selena Gomez is five minutes ago, but apparently it’s Spanish for “Saucy Latina Version of Miley Cyrus” (in a colloquial translation). Anyway this girl is saying she’s not feuding with our jailbait slut du jour.

For about the past six weeks, Gomez has been dubbed “the next Miley Cyrus,” with [...]

Seriously, this is absurd. Miley Cyrus can’t stop herself from slutting it up.

OceanUp says she emailed these pics to Nick Jonas of The Jonas Brothers while they dated. Which is pretty cool I think because I don’t really know who the Jonas Brothers are but they’re getting 15 year-old sluts worth millions to [...]

Well, I like Miley Cyrus. I like coffee (not really, but let’s go with it). So when will a publicist combine these two loves for me? OMG! This is an email I just received!

She may be in hot water for her controversial photo in Vanity Fair, but Miley Cyrus is staying [...]

I have to admit, it’s been fun to call Miley Cyrus a slut for doing dumb teenage girl things that any girl would do, like taking slutty pictures or…taking more slutty pictures. But now she’s just making it too easy: she’s got a topless photo in the June issue of Vanity Fair.

Miley Cyrus fans [...]

Miley Cyrus has had some new personal photos leak.

You know, I usually don’t admire people younger than me because either A) They’re not nearly as good at life as I am or B) I hate them because they’re more successful than I am at a younger age. But I think this Miley Cyrus is [...]