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Reminder: Lindsay Lohan <3s box

From a Sunday shopping jaunt in Los Angeles.

I’ve kind of abstained from talking about Lindsay Lohan’s blatant lesbian love affair with Samantha Ronson, but what the fuck. I saw this pic today and, after the awesome Lohan stomach photos, I’m just kind of annoyed that she’s not meeting her dick-getting potential. And instead [...]

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Gay marriage just got even sexier

You know what’s hot? Two sexy ladies sharing some lovin’. You can see why this article about a lesbian couple of 55 years got me go..*vomit*…ing.

Phyllis Lyon and Del Martin fell in love at a time when lesbians risked being arrested, fired from their jobs and sent to electroshock treatment.
On Monday afternoon, more [...]

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The June 6 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with an important thing to remember
–Public Service Announcement: Lindsay Lohan still has fine breasts. [The Beer Goggler]
–An office worker goes a little off the deep end (w/ video). [Loser with Socks]
–High school basketball coach had lesbian sex with female student, is surprisingly hot. Photos are here. [Busted Coverage]
–Who [...]

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Rosie O’Donnell is all about snizz

Rosie O’Donnell is a big ol’ lesbian, which would be cool if she didn’t look like one of those marshmallow pillow things you put on your bed. Anyway, she totally wants to munch on Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Angelina Jolie.

Despite their political differences (which lead to many feuds on The View), Rosie O’Donnell finds conservative [...]

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Ellen will only munch one carpet from here on out

Yay gay marriage. Ellen DeGeneres got all weepy over her plans to marry her chick Portia de Rossi due gay marriage being okay in California still.
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Good for them. I think it’s great that gay people can get married in California. “They should be able to suffer just like the rest of us,” [...]

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