The hottest orgy with a man and his baseball field
–Douchebag tries to run on Red Sox’ field, gets smacked up (w/ video). [Don Chavez]
–All you need to know about the Seth Rogen/James Franco weed-smoking publicity stunt at the MTV Movie Awards. [Mac G's World]
–Audrina Patridge has problems with not showing her underwear. [...]

The hottest orgy with an androgynous Jessica Alba
–Uh why is Jessica Alba dressed up like Charlie Chaplin in Allure? Why would you allow this? [Popsugar]
–Yay footage of the new NCAA Football ‘09 video game. [Loser with Socks]
–Austria does a good job of getting people naked. [Cuzoogle]
–Today’s reminder of why high school [...]

From, I assume, outside an all-you-can-eat buffet…

Yeah, Jessica Alba looks like a circus tent…no, a little classier…wedding tent. Which is fine, I guess. She’s been pregnant for like a year now, so she should theoretically be the size of a finely crafted German automobile. But who’s that chick behind her? I’m [...]

The hottest orgy that distracts you from its big pregnant belly
–Jessica Alba is pretending to still be sexy even though she’s the size of a manatee. [On 205th]
–You know how I know you’re white trash? You’re teaching your kid how to do a beer bong (w/ video). [Busted Coverage]
–Philadelphia 76ers dancers know [...]

So when you’re pregnant, it’s always fun to see how beautiful you look. See Jessica Alba below.

She’s positively glowing! And by glowing, I mean it looks like a radioactive grizzly bear ripped her skin off and decided to wear it as a suit. Which would still be glowing, only with more bearishness.
Seriously [...]