Sep.24.2008 Clay Aiken is gay. Please pick your jaw up from the ground.
I’m genuinely shaken right now. Apparently the butch, womanizer Clay Aiken has been misleading us all. The cover story of the latest issue of People magazine reveals that yes, he is gay.
The born-again Christian singer also reveals how he told his mother Faye he’s gay four years ago. After dropping off his younger brother Brett, who was being deployed to Iraq, at Camp Lejeune, “I started crying in the car,” Aiken remembers. “It was dark. I was sitting there, thinking to myself. I don’t know why I started thinking about it … I just started bawling. She made me pull over the car and it just came out.”
So what was his mom’s reaction? “She started crying. She was obviously somewhat stunned. But she was very supportive and very comforting.” Even now, Aiken admits, “She still struggles with things quite a bit, but she’s come a long way.”
As for his own child, Aiken tells PEOPLE that Parker – who was conceived via in vitro fertilization with his best friend, music producer Jaymes Foster – will be raised in an environment that is “accepting and allowing him to be happy.”
Says Aiken: “I have no idea if he’ll be gay or straight. It’s not something I’ll have anything to do with, or that he’ll have anything to do with. It’s already probably up inside the code there … No matter what the situation you’re in, if you’re raised in a loving environment, that’s the most important thing.”
It’s true, Clay will be providing a loving environment. For example, he’ll be loving cock, he’ll be loving strange sex in restrooms with men he met online, he’ll be loving unprotected sex with the black UPS driver who keeps looking at him funny but can’t quite come to grips with his homosexuality, he’ll be loving interior decorations, and he’ll also be loving anal creampies (YEAH, TAKE THAT IMAGERY MOTHERFUCKERS).
Eh, he’ll probably be a fine dad though. A healthy love of cock doesn’t mean someone’s not going to be able to be a good parent; look no further than your mother and father for a great example. And he’s probably loaded out the ass (pardon my word usage) from his incessant gigs in Vegas and loyal fanbase. Maybe he’ll lose a few midwestern housewives, whatever. But there’s nothing wrong with being this generation’s vaguely Downs-y version of Barbara Streisand and being okay with who you are.
See, tolerance. I have it.
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Sep.16.2008 Two men have make-out session live on CNN
I’ve always believed that there’s a certain humor to man-on-man (or man-in-man) action and, fortunately, I’m not alone. Check out these two guys having a little fun for CNN’s cameras as CNN reports on the “tragic” Lehman Brothers bankruptcy situation.
The money shot, so to speak, is about 13 seconds in.
It’s important to have a good support system in place during a crisis like the one at Lehman Brothers so it’s truly a blessing that these two men have each other. In a completely unrelated note, do you also find it hard to masturbate when laughing hysterically? I’m just saying. Like, it might be difficult. Theoretically.
[Via Breitbart]
Sep.04.2008 1986 comic books were not big fans of the gays
Came across this today and was amazed at how ridiculous it was. It’s a comic book designed to show, I guess, why being gay is so great. It’s called “HOMOSEXUALITY: LEGITIMATE ALTERNATE DEATHSTYLE”. The title’s really clever because it’s so subtle. Like the cover art.
See? The message is very powerful…homosexuality is more accepting than heterosexuality. Even skeletons can get in on the act! Every day is like Halloween when you’re hangin’ with the gays!
I’m going to have to respectfully disagree here, Mr. Comic Book Man. You can totally have gay sodomy without being totally gay. Apparently you weren’t made aware of Gay Sex Fridays at my junior high. Even the Muslim kids wished they went to my Catholic school on those days!
That statistic seems crazy though. He’s saying that, for the first time…gay men have sex with men and straight men have sex with women? Wow that is such a crazy statistic that totally proves that gay sex is a learned trait. Thank God we have brave men like the ones behind this comic out there making radical claims like that to save us all from ourselves. Whew!
Seriously, read the whole thing here. Best 10 minutes you’ll spend today.
Aug.20.2008 The August 20 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with fists of fury
Yeah, it’s from a movie…but let’s pretend it’s not
-Kristen Bell in a bikini is susceptible to mind control
-More on the unstoppable hotness that is Marzia Prince
-Check out Britney Spears’ voice without studio production (w/ video)
-The Philadelphia Phillies…where gay meets gay jokes
-Emmanuelle Chriqui looks hot in a bikini
-Silvina Luna excels in topless thong photoshoots
-An easy way to sex up soccer: Girls in mud
-College presidents looking to lower the drinking age
-Jenn Sterger is no Fabiola Romero, don’t be mistaken
-Need a chin dildo? Look no further
-How to make the worst music video ever
-WVU girls leave something to be desired
Aug.19.2008 I was wondering why this milk spilled all over my face
Far be it for me to question someone’s marketing savvy but I’m inclined to think that while the label on this milk may appeal to a good number of people, many more would be turned off by the prospects of its unique flavors. On the plus side, you can finally have a milk that tastes like your repressed childhood memories. Boy Scouts sure was good times though.
[Derby tip to this dude]
Aug.18.2008 GREATEST. BLIND ITEM. EVER.
I don’t really post stuff like blind items but this one is by far the best one I’ve ever read.
WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex’s apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut . . .
I’m not about to start posting pictures of guys above but a cursory list that seem capable of forcible sodomy…
-Vin Diesel
-James Franco
-Brendan Fraser
-Robert Downey Jr
-Christian Bale
-Wall-E
I fear that if Wall-E had busted in on someone and raped him, that man probably would be incapable of living, let alone collecting on a $500k bribe. Robert Downey Jr only fucks men for drugs. Christian Bale seems well-adjusted for a guy who plays convincing psychopaths and abuses his mom. Vin Diesel doesn’t have any friends. Smart money goes on James Franco or Brendan Fraser. They both seem a little weird, could be classified as a hunk, had summer movies, and just seem unhinged enough to be capable of man-on-man rape.
Then again, who isn’t capable of man-on-man rape amongst us? When you’re without a woman for hours, maybe even a day, you’ll take whatever you can get. That’s how I justify it to myself, at least.
Jul.29.2008 Chace Crawford and Gossip Girl pal totally gay, Leighton Meester totally hot
Evidence continues to mount for Chace Crawford continuing to be a complete gay as, according to the Daily News, he’s completely in love with his Gossip Girl co-star Ed Westwick.
“Gossip Girl” co-stars, roommates and friends Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick are still thisclose. The twosome showed up at a recent show by Brit popsters The Ting Tings, and a spy says “they were never more than a foot apart. It was freaky. If one moved two feet to the left, so did the other.” The duo also chose to ignore the hordes of flirty girls trying to get their attention, says our spy: “They were only interested in each other.”
The Homolympics that Chace Crawford appears to be taking part in are pretty damning. British pop bands, ignoring girls, inseparable male-on-male friendships, rosy cheeks, rippling abs, it’s all just so gay. The only way these two could have been more obvious is if Chace carried around a mini-poodle and a mean case of sarcoma.
Meanwhile their poor co-star Leighton Meester is left all alone to attend the premiere of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (presumably changed from its working title of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants: Back 2 Da Hood). What I’d like to know is: these pants…why did they travel so? And so forth. Thank God there was a follow-up, the original left so many questions!
