In what is quickly becoming the least eventful “will she or won’t she” situation since my ex-girlfriend was contemplating an abortion days after I’d already used my Bissell vacuum to suck the fetus out in her sleep, outlets are reporting that Hillary Clinton is dropping her presidential bid. Unless she doesn’t.

Hillary Rodham Clinton will [...]

You guys know how I love politics. And by politics, I mean new ways that I can call Hillary Clinton derogatory names that often rhyme with “runt”. Or “hunt”. Sometimes “bunt”. I’m pretty flexible. Anyway, check out this video of some old bat ranting about how Hillary has been discriminated [...]

Some bitch I don’t know who just looks/sounds cunty misspoke on Fox News, saying “Osama” instead of “Obama” when discussing Hillary Clinton’s statement that Barack Obama might find himself assassinated like Robert Kennedy. Oh and then she said that both Obama and Osama bin Laden “would both be assassinated, ideally.”

Hmm, call me crazy, but [...]

When you have a beautiful, loving wife like Hillary Clinton, you have to do all you can to defend her honor. Which is why Bill Clinton flipped his shit at a question in West Virginia.

My favorite part? This is a PRO-HILLARY event. Even the people in support of her are just like, [...]

Republican presidential candidate John McCain is old and kind of senile. So why not mix him together with America’s other favorite senile old man, Grandpa Abe Simpson? Oh Internet…you’re creative.

I don’t really have anything to add to this one other than there are others here (including the Onion Belt…the one I immediately sought [...]