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Entries Tagged ‘Enough with the teenage girls’

MOMSENWATCH!

Gossip Girl had its season finale on Monday and it was kind of bleh. And had very little Taylor Momsen. But since the show is over for now, no more weekly Momsenwatch! So enjoy.

She continues to be 14. This summer, she’s going to be a counselor at camp for the first [...]

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The May 14 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with an androgynous Jessica Alba
–Uh why is Jessica Alba dressed up like Charlie Chaplin in Allure? Why would you allow this? [Popsugar]
–Yay footage of the new NCAA Football ‘09 video game. [Loser with Socks]
–Austria does a good job of getting people naked. [Cuzoogle]
–Today’s reminder of why high school [...]

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Miley Cyrus is topless in Vanity Fair

I have to admit, it’s been fun to call Miley Cyrus a slut for doing dumb teenage girl things that any girl would do, like taking slutty pictures or…taking more slutty pictures. But now she’s just making it too easy: she’s got a topless photo in the June issue of Vanity Fair.

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Indianapolis enjoys sex way more than you

A new study by Men’s Health says that Indianapolis is the most sexually satisfied city in the US.

Forget New York, Los Angeles, or even Miami, Indianapolis is the most sexually satisfied city in the United States, according to a new report.
The Indiana city is followed by Columbus, Ohio, Fort Wayne, Indiana, Cincinnati, Ohio, and Salt [...]

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Teens are using cell phones in sexy ways

I missed this story this morning but I think you guys know that I’m an industry leading expert when it comes to teenagers doing slutty things. Vague reports say that teens are using cell phones in various sexy ways, including nude pics, more than ever!

Forget about passing notes in study hall; some teens are [...]

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