I haven’t seen any good midget videos lately and I like having a feature, so I’d like to pose an important question that I’m curious about every week. Comments would be appreciated.
Let’s say you meet an attractive woman at a bar. You get along great, she’s interesting, smart. Anyway, after a lot [...]

I’m sure this has no relevance to my readers since I assume to “get” me you have to be as cool and handsome as I am. But if you’re an unlucky guy, you may want to consider this recently unveiled NYU student’s creation: A virtual girlfriend.

It’s simple to behold — a single mattress, tucked [...]

I’ve always thought randomly shouting things at women on the street in an effort to bed them was a little bizarre. Apparently, catcalling is simultaneously as awful as and less awful than I built it up to be.

As the weather warms each spring, women — especially in cities with active sidewalk traffic — once [...]

Chace Crawford is like the gayest thing to ever homo his way out of Buttsexville but for some reason there’s always articles about how he loves women (overcompensation…something I know all too well, sigh). Here’s what he wants in a perfect date.

While Chace Crawford’s Gossip Girl character Nate Archibald may hit all the New [...]

I promised a Wednesday return and here we are. And since this blog is pretty much entirely self-serving in every way, I see no reason why my first “real” post back wouldn’t be.
I’ll let you guys in on something I don’t talk about much here: Why do I write this blog? At first, [...]