May.15.2008 Are Britney Spears and Mel Gibson boning?
I’m not sure how to lead this one because it’s so random. Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are taking a romantic trip to Costa Rica together.
ET breaks news that BRITNEY SPEARS and MEL GIBSON are currently en route to Costa Rica on vacation together! Britney arrived on time, about 5 minutes after Mel, and the plane departed at 9:05 a.m.
We spotted them leaving on a private plane to the Central American state early this morning. Sources tell us that Mel is taking Britney and her father JAMIE for a mini-vacation. We’ve learned they will be guests at Mel’s home in Costa Rica.
According to the terms of her custody Britney’s children cannot leave the country without special approval. There is no confirmation as to whether she sought approval and we’re told they are not joining her on the trip.
While the pop star and the actor may appear to be an unlikely duo, they used to live in the same Malibu community and were spotted having dinner together at Studio City’s Romanov restaurant in March.
Maybe I’m just crazy but I don’t see how this trip couldn’t be about boning. In fact, I don’t think I’d ever go anywhere with any woman if it’s not about boning. Like, you could be dying and muttering something about how you just got injected with poison and you have 15 minutes to live and I’d be kind of confused as to how this would lead to us having sex. And they say chivalry is dead.
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Apr.29.2008 Britney Spears wears a towel for no reason really
At a hotel spa at the Marina Del Ray in California…
First of all, Britney’s kinda fat. Kinda very fat. That isn’t so much a towel as it is a blanket for a whale’s bed. But what’s that Daily Mail?
Earlier she had been at a gym in Culver City, Los Angeles, as reports today suggested she is now spending six hours a day working out.
Uh, six hours a day working out? We sure about that? Because unless your workout includes you doing squats into a 10 foot tall vat of brownie batter and then eating your way upwards to survive, I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t still look quite like THAT. You don’t necessarily have to transform into a supermodel (or, depressingly, what you looked like when you were 18) overnight. But looking less like a beanbag chair would probably be ideal for that amount of time invested.
Apr.04.2008 The April 4 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a water diet
–Britney’s “diet plan” seems to include just drinking water. Ambitious! [Best Celeb Gossip]
–Tennessee Titans QB Vince Young doesn’t do smart things. Like frolicking on ice. [Busted Coverage]
–Does Shakira really have a sex tape? Probably not, but keep dreaming. [Tasty Booze]
–Mena Suvari only goes out with the classiest of men. [WWTDD]
–Orlando Bloom seems to be pulling some fine tail. [The Beer Goggler]
Mar.12.2008 The March 12 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy to eliminate the weak
–Darwinism is alive and well. [Brahsome]
–It might be wise to leave tree removal to the experts (w/ video). [Tasty Booze]
–Laura Lee is a rare reason to not hate Boston. [Hottest Girls of Myspace]
–Jenna Jameson would probably fuck you to save an animal. Pick up that gun and that rabbit! [The Superficial]
–Britney Spears has finally given in and become a cartoon. [IDLYITW]
