First a monkey kills my parents and now this: Monkeys are online. And they’re after your social media networks.

A 20-year-old male chimpanzee named Albert was the first ape to join Facebook, the largest online social network. Soon after Albert joined, three other chimps named Mr. Jones, Sheena, and Britney followed. Facebook must be great: [...]

According to Buzzfeed…
A site devoted to thousands of photos of a Florida woman’s pet squirrel, in costume. Kelly Foxton took in the baby squirrel in 2003, and after a year of gaining its trust, began training the squirrel to pose in patriotic photos. The resulting web site is…fascinating.
Honestly, I was going to try to offer [...]

So I’m hanging out on the ol’ Internet today and I see that Google’s “FavIcon” (the little logo that appears next to a bookmark or tab on your browser) has changed. And it’s fucking awful looking.

It just looks feminine to me. Like I should be browsing for slender hairless men named Jorge to [...]

OMG LADIESSSSSS IT IS THE DAY WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FORRRRRR. Carrie, Samantha, that dykey one who’s actually a dyke, and the kind of cute brunette whose character sucks are all back for one last romp filled with shoes, sex with guys way too hot for them, and boredom. But the good [...]

After my little personal post this morning, conveniently enough, CNN.com posted an article about people using blogs as therapy. Some of these blogs are a little, uh, less whimsical than my tales.

For Stacey Kim, a 36-year-old book editor who lives in the Boston suburb of Arlington, Massachusetts, emotional blogging has become a reflex. On [...]