Nov.21.2008 Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchucks
This is just a viral marketing campaign for Nokia in China and I believe it’s a digitally inserted Bruce Lee (if anyone has any clue, I’m curious to know), but it still looks pretty awesome.
All you really have to do is pretend that it’s a real clip. Kind of like when you stick your penis inside of your folded up pillow and have sex with it but pretend that it’s Audrina Patridge. It doesn’t matter that it’s real; it’s how it makes you feel.
Also don’t get me wrong, Bruce Lee and I aren’t pals or anything (it may shock you to learn that since he died like decades before I was born), but I wish he didn’t die. He seems like a cool dude. The kind of guy who maybe you couldn’t get a beer with, but if he were around today, he’d probably fight a bear with his bare hands for our amusement. And with the bears launching their offensive, we need to keep them in check any way we can.
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Nov.21.2008 Something I wrote for DoubleViking: The 5 Hottest Actresses who need to work more
This went up too late for the Hot Link Orgy but it’s more original content from me that you should read because I’m awesome. Read it here.
Also while I’m whoring myself, if you’re a newer reader, join our Facebook fan page. Because I want more members. I don’t know what it’ll get you other than slightly closer to me, though that’s a pretty great gift in itself.
Nov.21.2008 The November 21 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a blast to the face
I’d also spray something on this hot chick’s face. Funny prank, though
-Doutzen Kroes is the most beautiful chick you’ll see today
-Girls love each others boobs (funnysexy pic)
-Some songs to get college girls drunk to
-How to attract a woman quickly
-Giorgia Palmas is the International babe of the day
-Hot girl ruins songs (funny video)
-The top 10 hottest twins
-Hot chick is topless and pointing a gun at you
-Boobs just seem classy in black and white
-The 10 hottest moments from Olivia Munn on Attack of the Show
-Jerry Seinfeld’s ex Shoshanna and her huge Jewish girl breasts in a bikini
-Tay Zonday’s follow up to Chocolate Rain sucks hard (video)
-A gallery of really strange houses (awesome pics)
-Guess the boobs! (breasty game)
-Ashlee Simpson gave her baby the dumbest fucking name ever
-Female bodybuilders are ghastly (funny pics)
-Kelly Brook in a bikini
Nov.21.2008 Katie Price knows how to launch lingerie
From the launch of her new line ASDA in London…
Katie Price/Jordan/Tits McPlastic may be a completely worthless individual but she sure knows how to use her big breasts and willingness to be naked or half-naked to achieve all sorts of goals. And what more credible person is there for a lingerie line than a woman who whores out at least half nude almost every day of the week. It’s like having a Palin daughter selling Invisible Condoms (the preferred brand of that Levi Johnston kid. Also, Freddie Mercury).
Also it’s a half-naked woman so that’s cool. And you can go spelunking inside her cavernous vagina. It’s like a vacation everywhere you go!
Nov.21.2008 Comic of the Day: How to defeat a child with a terminal illness
Well, there are few things quite as funny as cancer, so enjoy this comic via Dr McNinja.
I’m not quite sure how to add onto that other that I would wholeheartedly welcome Dr. McNinja into my life as my superhero of choice. What he might lack in actual crime-stopping ability, he’ll more than make up for in making kids on the verge of death feel bad (an area in which Superman is wholly lacking).
Nov.21.2008 Real life Carls from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
I came across this today and found it to be pretty awesome. Adult Swim is casting real life versions of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force for some reason (probably to get innocent gentlemen like me to post it), but they’ve made some interesting finds. Take a look at a couple of the better ones:
I’d say the last one is my fave. The impression isn’t so strong, but he’s really living the Carl lifestyle. And the gag about the box and his mouth is just hilarious. Well played, you viral marketing geniuses. See, you don’t have to make the idiots in Boston think they’re getting blown up to have an effective marketing tool!
Nov.20.2008 Oh what a beautiful wedding
We’re all human beings, we all want to be loved by someone. Ideally, that special someone. So let’s take a break from the laughs here to really sit back and enjoy a man and a woman showing what love really is.
Oh young love…isn’t it beautiful?
And look at all of her beautiful sisters…one of these lucky single gals could be yours ;)
But what would a wedding be without the cake? And for a special occasion for two truly remarkable folks, it’s a really unique cake. A nice, classy, Twinkie cake.
It feeds.
And now we can get on with the magic of the honeymoon. Because what would a wedding be without the sweet sweet nectars of your loved one. Ever stuck your finger into a bowl of cookie dough? Yeah. I imagine it’d be a lot like that, but with much less delightful odors.
Anyway it’s great to see that one of the Boomers from the new video game Left 4 Dead has found true love.
