Due to real life nonsense which I’m not going to disclose at this time for various reasons, gotta take today off from posting. I’ll see if I can sneak a post in later today. But yeah, sorry ladies and gents. Promise to fill you in when I can.

Some links to keep you sustained:
–Some kind of doughy girl is taking off clothes every time the Cubs win. [Busted Coverage]
–A reminder for you girls not to drink and photograph (slightly NWS). [Tasty Booze]
–Natalie Portman is slumming. [Best Celeb Gossip]
–The University of Florida loves weed. [Losers with Socks]
–Katie Price aka Jordan is fucking ridiculous and dressed like a mermaid and I don’t fucking know dude. [The Superficial]

If you don’t hear from me later today, back to the usual posting schedule on Monday. Huzzah!

Smooches,
Chris
Your Paragon of Virtue

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I’m not in work today and just got my Internet connected at home, so whatever, I’m not doing any posts today. FINALLY back to the usual routine next week.

In the mean time, some links. Happy Zombie Christ Day everyone! Enjoy your chocolate rabbits to distract you from the fact that a man was NAILED TO A CROSS because you touch yourself at night.

New Jersey celebrates Bag Day! [Don Chavez]
USC fans (read: ME) are not happy about losing in the NCAA tourney last night. [Busted Coverage]
Canadians give the best Snow Jobs. [Cuzoogle]
If you’re playing in the NCAA tournament, you should probably be able to hit an open dunk (w/ video). [On205th]
Finally, remove your pubic hair without becoming a ‘mo. [Attuworld]

I just made the move from my old place to my new one. So what does that mean? Couple things…Hot Link Orgy is out this week I think because I usually prepare that the night before. And my posts will be less refined and probably less frequent since I don’t have the prep time I usually have as my nights will now consist of my staring at the wall and masturbating to caveman drawings rather than using the Internet. Sigh.

Anyway, onward and upward.

Smooches,
Chris
Your Paragon of Virtue

On a fairly regular basis, I check Technorati for the BOH’s reactions and rankings. And imagine my surprise when I saw this today. I’m the 8,021st most awesome blog on Earth, according to Technorati!

I have no doubt in my mind that this is a beautiful beautiful error. But check it out for yourself and enjoy it while it lasts. Your hero editor is now FINALLY recognized for his greatness. Never has an incorrect algorithm felt SO good.8,021 on your list, #1 in your hearts!

I feel like lately I’ve been writing more posts about the site than I have actual posts so my apologies. But yeah, basically, our host (who I’m sticking with right now even though I absolutely want to fucking murder them so I shan’t mention them by name) randomly fucked something up on Tuesday. Then fixed it late Wednesday. Then broke it again. Then I got a new host and switched the nameservers there. Then I switched it back to the first host so I can grab files off the FTP. Then the site began to look like it works again, so I put a new template on it, updated Wordpress, and now pray that it won’t take a shit again.

So after approximately 2 hours on hold with tech support, hours spent yelling profanities at the utter confusion behind why my blog didn’t work, and possible kidney stones passed, here we are. Needless to say, I’m hoping for the best and expecting the worst, so back-ups have been made and I’m paying for the new host too for right now. Just in case.

Much meanness to come, I’m sure.

Angrily yours,
Chris
Your Paragon of Virtue