I’m not happy with the yield I’m getting from some ad networks for the amount of clicks we’re sending out and, I’ll be honest, I like making ad deals. Additionally, I’m broke-ish. So these factors combined are making me put out an open call for some new advertising blood.

Want to get on board with a site that hits all the key demos and will whore any part of itself out to your every whim? Email our ad sales department (which is basically me with a rate card and a complete lack of pants) at ads@blogofhilarity.com if you’re interested. We offer display, text, conversational, and in-line ad buys.

Forever Yours,
Chris
Your Paragon of Virtue
Editor, Blogofhilarity.com

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Okay, not really.  More like held hostage by my own sloth.  Your hero needs a day to recharge and soak in his own pool of worthlessness.  Back tomorrow.

Smooches,
Chris
Your Paragon of Virtue

I haven’t seen any good midget videos lately and I like having a feature, so I’d like to pose an important question that I’m curious about every week. Comments would be appreciated.

Let’s say you meet an attractive woman at a bar. You get along great, she’s interesting, smart. Anyway, after a lot of banter, she asks you to jerk off in a cup for her. I don’t know why; maybe it’s a fetish, maybe she’s been playing a prank on you this whole time, maybe she just wants to see if you’d do it for her. Would you do it?

Well, after being up for an hour yesterday, it appears like we’re now permanently back online. Permanently in the sense that it’s utterly impermanent I’m sure. But whatever. I also made a fun new Tumblr that is an idea that may quickly become more successful than this blog. Which would kind of make me sad, but whatever. And conveniently enough, immediately after making that blog, this one came back up. Jealous much, Blog of Hilarity?

Real posts coming soon.

Smooches,
Chris
Your Paragon of Virtue

Funny story: I didn’t do anything and this little site blew up on Sunday night. And then my host decided to not do anything until I called yet again. So yeah, whatever, we back. Seems like everything’s okay for now, at least until I notice that like my posts end up filled with child porn or something because of an unrelated server error. Or at least that’s what I’ll tell the Feds! (PS does a penis growing out of a child’s back count as child porn? Because there it is).

Back to usual tomorrow, I guess. Or maybe I’ll start a whole new blog! About kittens!

Regards,
Chris
Your Paragon of Virtue
Editor, Blogofhilarity.com