So I literally just got into the office after an hour and a half car ride from JFK. Wanted to stop in though so you know that yes, your Paragon of Virtue has returned. I’m sleepy and hungry and ready to say mean things about people before I pass out in a heap […]

Yes, I’m posting this at like 5:45AM Eastern. Shoot me in the fucking face. Anyway, a last minute trip to Florida for my new job has come up and I’m not sure I’m going to be able to squeeze in any posts. I’ll see if I can but, in all likelihood, probably […]

I promised a Wednesday return and here we are. And since this blog is pretty much entirely self-serving in every way, I see no reason why my first “real” post back wouldn’t be.
I’ll let you guys in on something I don’t talk about much here: Why do I write this blog? At first, […]

So yeah, dear reader your fears have been allayed. Presumably, the fears that I would be forced to make this blogging thing a full-time job.
I am a gainfully employed man again beginning May 12. Theoretically that has nothing to do with you (though if you’re reading what I have to say every day […]

Sooo that personal reasons I mentioned on Friday is that your intrepid editor is going to be leaving his place of employment. What that means, in the short term, is ramping up the efforts on this blog.
So what does that mean to you, handsome/beautiful person with an advertising budget? It means that I’m […]