Entries for the ‘News to Amuse’ Category

“Note to self: less gay clubs”

No this isn’t about my drunken stumbling through Chelsea. Rather, a Principal in South Carolina resigned because he hates faggotry.

Eddie Walker, the principal of Irmo High School in Columbia, S.C., announced his intention to step down to faculty and students on Wednesday, saying he’ll end his tenure following the 2008-09 school year. The decision, […]

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Finally the virtual girlfriend you’ve waited for

I’m sure this has no relevance to my readers since I assume to “get” me you have to be as cool and handsome as I am. But if you’re an unlucky guy, you may want to consider this recently unveiled NYU student’s creation: A virtual girlfriend.

It’s simple to behold — a single mattress, tucked […]

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Teacher makes students do awesome list

Far be it from me to question a teacher’s lesson plans, but I’m thinking asking sixth graders to vote on who will be the most likely to get pregnant or HIV or go to jail or be poor might not be the best curriculum for a science class.

A sixth-grade science teacher at Chastain Middle School […]

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9 year-old girl has her twin in her stomach

Twins are kind of creepy in general. It’d bother me to have a carbon copy of myself out there in the world, probably because it would create like a black hole of awesome that would deprive part of the world of any additional awesomeness lest the world collapse on itself. Where was I? […]

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The Pope wants to fuck ET

The Catholic church is known for all kinds of crazy things. Well, even ideas that aren’t that crazy, I’m going to present as such. For example: The Vatican says there might be aliens.

Believing that the universe may contain alien life does not contradict a faith in God, the Vatican’s chief astronomer said in […]

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