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Random YouTube Fetish Thursday

After last week’s post about the Wii Fit whores I wondered…what other sort-of mundane but vaguely sexual activities are out there on YouTube?
Cartwheels are always fun. Cheerleaders do them, you look up their skirt, everyone laughs and hides their slight erection. But it’s kind of perturbing to see a chick do [...]

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Houston reporters think wrestling is real

People often like to mock Southerners but, well, it’s pretty well-deserved. Some Houston station is reporting that WWE Chairman Vince McMahon was hurt last night on RAW. See the clip below and make your own call. Hint: IT’S NOT REAL YOU FUCKING DOLTS.

WWE Chairman Vince McMahon was injured in a freak accident [...]

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The Cookie Monster was on Stephen Colbert

So I just caught up with Thursday’s episode of The Colbert Report and holy shit am I sad I didn’t get to this sooner. Colbert discussed the recent study that showed that fruit had usurped cookies as the #1 snack for kids. And then accused the Cookie Monster of pushing a pro-fruit agenda. [...]

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It’s a Wii Fit whore festival!

Want to make a successful YouTube video? Here’s how! Step one: Buy a Nintendo Wii. Step two: Buy Wii fit. Step three: Have vagina. Step four: Don’t be too fat. It’s that easy!
My personal favorite because this girl is attractive, sluttily dressed, and desperate for attention. All are [...]

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Being a gymnast is difficult

I’m not going to act like this is some hidden gem or anything; this is the top positioned video on the awesome Break.com right now. But it’s very early on a Monday and I’d like to jumpstart your day with a minimal amount of effort. What better way to do so than watch [...]

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