From one of the premieres of the Sex and the City movie…

Never have I so desperately wished that a photo was the first in a series of a flipbook animation. Would it have killed them to have someone in the car ready to pounce? Or perhaps had it on a slight slope (with […]

I’ve always thought randomly shouting things at women on the street in an effort to bed them was a little bizarre. Apparently, catcalling is simultaneously as awful as and less awful than I built it up to be.

As the weather warms each spring, women — especially in cities with active sidewalk traffic — once […]

When you have a beautiful, loving wife like Hillary Clinton, you have to do all you can to defend her honor. Which is why Bill Clinton flipped his shit at a question in West Virginia.

My favorite part? This is a PRO-HILLARY event. Even the people in support of her are just like, […]

Yesterday, we talked about how we received a publicist email talking about how Miley Cyrus loves the Coffee Bean. Included in that pitch was an offer for free product and FREE HIGH-RES COFFEE BEAN IMAGES. Well now, half of that bargain has been lived up to. And my expectations have been EXCEEDED. […]

Republican presidential candidate John McCain is old and kind of senile. So why not mix him together with America’s other favorite senile old man, Grandpa Abe Simpson? Oh Internet…you’re creative.

I don’t really have anything to add to this one other than there are others here (including the Onion Belt…the one I immediately sought […]