Yes, I’m posting this at like 5:45AM Eastern. Shoot me in the fucking face. Anyway, a last minute trip to Florida for my new job has come up and I’m not sure I’m going to be able to squeeze in any posts. I’ll see if I can but, in all likelihood, probably […]

I promised a Wednesday return and here we are. And since this blog is pretty much entirely self-serving in every way, I see no reason why my first “real” post back wouldn’t be.
I’ll let you guys in on something I don’t talk about much here: Why do I write this blog? At first, […]

So as you’ll know if you’re a regular reader here (or if you read the thing in the upper right corner), your humble editor quit his job to pursue a life of homeless handjobs and eating garbage. My life will maintain some semblance of normalcy due to this blog; I wake up at a […]

After the epic that was the My Gay Roommate series, it appears that your hero editor can’t catch a break.
I now live beneath a retard. I haven’t seen him. But I’ve heard him. Friends have heard him (see this chat on my Tumblr). He yells things, usually repetitively. The other […]

If I read the stuff that I’ve experienced with my gay roommate on another blog, I’d probably be calling bullshit. But, as your Paragon of Virtue, you know everything I present to you is pure fact. Pure sad sad fact. Exhibit A: The aforementioned wig hair.

Yes, what you’re seeing is sticky, disgusting, […]