The hottest orgy with your shot at Eliza Dushku
–What would you do to have Eliza Dushku as your girlfriend?
–Audrina from The Hills or The Bachelorette? You take Audrina EVERY FUCKING DAY, BITCHES.
–Kristen Bell likes to stretch.
–Do you like gory head wounds? Hey! Look over here!
–Great ideas: Playing chicken with a train (w/ [...]

The hottest orgy with journalistic integrity
–Robin Meade brings integrity, hot cougarness to CNN.
–I like hot girls with big boobs in cowboy hats. Thank you Myspace.
–John Daly and Kid Rock make for a fine pro-am golf pairing.
–The NCAA Football 09 game is shaping up nicely (w/ video).
–An awesome visual post on 8-bit characters like Mario [...]

The hottest orgy with more bikinis.
–Katherine Heigl continues to wear bikinis for your amusement.
–Here’s what you’d do if you were good at soccer (w/ video).
–Milwaukee Brewers fans are “fags” who love to “fight”. And make out, presumably (w/ video…of the fight, not the making out).
–Kim Kardashian brings her big ass and Reggie Bush to [...]

The hottest orgy with a fruity throw
–Pete Wentz threw out the first pitch at the Cubs game this weekend. Like a girl.
–Cleveland Browns QB Brady Quinn needs college to boost his self esteem.
–Lauren Conrad has surprisingly ample cleavage.
–Who robs a store with a piece of tree? (w/ video)
–Jesus Christ rode dinosaurs (w/ the [...]

The hottest orgy to make me want to murder my host
–Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby daddy knows how to lay pipe.
–WWE girls look good in bikinis.
–The Celtics’ Glen Davis is shirtless and ample breasted.
–The life and times of Uncle Joey from Full House.
–What celebrity ho’s pool would you break into?
ED NOTE: As said above, my host [...]