Yesterday afternoon, I was standing on a street corner in the Bronx waiting for the light to change. I wanted lunch, and I had a deep yearning for some rice and chicken. When the light put its hand down and invited me to walk, I couldn’t move. A sole man among a group crossing toward […]

It’s hardly ironic though. More like incredibly inconvenient. I blame some Native American at Foxwoods doing the Electric Slide for this deluge of rain.
Anyway, this commute to work is taking arguably three times as long as usual. The cars are hardly moving as the rain attacks our cars violently. I look […]

Coming to you live once again from my Blackberry (probably meaning this entry is tape delayed until I can get my laptop somewhere with access to the interweb) in the scenic Denver airport.
As I wait here for an arrival, I noticed a person cleaning up around me. A Mexican cleaning person! The novelty!
But […]

I’m at LaGuardia bringing this Hey Look What I See to you live from my Blackberry. There’s this blonde 12 year-old here listening to his lil iPod and he keeps glancing over here, looking kind of smugly. He occasionally makes his little faces while twirling his Aryan hair.
This kid is a c*nt…a real […]

The Chevy commercial with gas pumps being assholes to people. What’s up with that? (Also what’s the deal with airline peanuts? Sorry. I don’t intend for these posts to become observational comedy).

But why are the pumps so surly? Is it because they’re just jerks? I’d say no. I […]