Yeah, you motherfuckers all jumped off the Lohan train. But what now?

I don’t care how batshit crazy or sapphic she gets. She could call herself the Dinosaur Princess and shit on the floor everywhere she goes. So long as she keeps a slim waist and ample breasts, I will follow her to [...]

Jeremy Piven hit on Megan Fox. Aaaaand…failure.

Jeremy Piven was bent on meeting “Transformers” hottie Megan Fox in the greenroom at Spike TV’s Guy’s Choice Awards, airing on Sunday. “I don’t know you, but I should,” said Piven, staring at her like she was a lamb chop. He went on: “I know you’re getting an [...]

This is a photo from something called VISA Swap in the UK.

Upon her appointment Lindsay said, “I am so excited to be involved with this year’s Visa Swap event. The concept of swapping clothes, getting something for nothing and refreshing your wardrobe appeals to everyone. Ethical stories continue to dominate the news agenda and it’s [...]

From the new issue of Nylon.

If I wanted to fuck Debbie Harry, NEWSFLASH: I’d fuck Debbie Harry. It’s not like it’s that hard. If I offer her some Thin Mints, a nickel, and a gramophone, I’d receive a season pass to her weathered cooch. It also comes with a free gym bag!
Seriously [...]

I think T and A blogging is dull. Yes, there are attractive girls out there and yes, many readers like attractive girls. But wow, I’d seriously eat Cheerios out of Audrina Patridge from The Hills.

I don’t even have anything to add. Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. Or stained [...]