Oct.15.2008 Fox News with a laugh track
Not to get all “OH FOX NEWS IS SO MESSED UP MAAAAAN, I’M A LIBERAL AND I HAAAAATE IT” but this is a well-crafted and poignant look at how Fox News should be presented.
In related news, I now also find myself paternalistic to minorities, hate rich people for their successes, and like complaining about things endlessly but not really doing anything. Also I want to gay marry someone. That might not be so much of a liberal thing though, just sexy.
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Oct.15.2008 Quote of the Day
Maryland is giving sex offenders stickers that say “No candy here” in the hopes that kids won’t come in and get diddled.
“Halloween provides a rare opportunity for you to demonstrate to your neighbors that you are making a sincere effort to change the direction of your life,” the letter states.
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Oct.15.2008 Drunk horse falls in UK family’s pool
Hey apparently it’s Pony Day here, so take a gander at this story of life, love, and drunk horses.
Sarah Penhaligon, 28, owner of the bungalow in Newquay, Cornwall, was woken at night by a “huge” splash and found the Moorland Pony in the shallow end.
She said: “I looked outside, saw this massive animal in the dark, and thought the Beast of Bodmin was in the pool. I was terrified, but when I took a closer look I realised it was a horse.
“I didn’t have a clue what to do next - who do you call when there’s a horse stuck in your swimming pool?
“I dialled 999 and they asked which service I wanted and I said I didn’t know, I just had a horse in my pool and needed help.”
Fire crews spent two hours building a set of hay steps in the pool, and hoisted the animal out of the water at 5am with the help of several harnesses.
The pony had escaped from the nearby Trenance riding stables. A spokesman said horses were known to get ‘punch drunk’ from eating too many apples.
She said: “It looks like he was scrounging for apples in the garden and fell in when he trod on the tarpaulin over the pool.
Sounds like a bit of horseplay. He’s lucky he didn’t end up Mr. DEAD. It sounds like a real horse gag (Google that one if you don’t get the joke…just don’t click the links if you want to keep your sanity). Oh horses, you’re so ripe for puns.
So does this apple thing work for humans too? Because if so, I’m going to be up to my ears in delicious Granny Smith. Much like Grandpa Smith. He loves the ‘lingus.
Oct.15.2008 The October 15 Hot Link Orgy (w/ a giveaway!)
The hottest orgy with less body hair
Ever want to hear a man talk about trimming his pubes? Here’s your chance
So we’re giving away a free Norelco Bodygroom today because it’s almost winter and it’s important to keep your bikini line fresh for all those winter bikinis you wear. Because women find your funky body hair disgusting. First to watch the video above, then email me at roomtonecsATblogofhilarityDOTcom with the subject “Chris, you’re awesome” gets it. And if you don’t win that one, check out the Bodygroom at ShaveEverywhere.com. Makes for a great holiday gift for the hairy man in your life.
-Suzanne Carlsson is the hottest thing in Scotland. Other than kilts.
-<3 big boobed Asian girls in bikinis
-These kids shows leave something to be desired
-Nicolette Sheridan looks good in a bikini for a 45 year-old
-Mila Kunis!!!!
-Midget Sarah Palin (w/ video)
-Shaving Obama into your head: Great idea
-The worst movies based on video games
-Be careful when opening the fridge (funny video)
-No hooking allowed here, sir (pic)
-Danielle Lloyd is WAY hotter than Sarah Palin
-50 songs guys should never admit listening to
-Dancer on Argentinian Dancing with the Stars’ boob pops out, yet she dances on (not really NSFW BUT AWESOME video)
Oct.15.2008 This may be animal torture
This is from the celebration of China’s 59 years of communism at the end of last month (what can I say, they deliver delicious egg rolls much faster than they do photography).
Yes. That’s a lion. Riding a horse. This is so counterintuitive to everything the animal kingdom is about. And also less adorable than one might think. A lion cub, sure, but a fully grown lion? It’s about as awkward as walking in on your father masturbating. To a photo of a lion riding a horse. While dressed like a baby. In blackface.
Oct.15.2008 Girls with big boobs are so silly
From a recent Katy Perry concert in the UK.
You know why this is funny? Because those glasses are bigger than her normal glasses. In fact, I bet they don’t even serve any sort of image enhancement purposes at all! That is so crazy! LOL.
Also that might be the worst pair of stockings ever. I get they’re little roses on there, but she looks like she has a case of scurvy or some shit. Eat some vitamin C, you pirate whore!
Oct.14.2008 Kids love Lara Croft
There’s something sexy about a woman dressed like a virtual woman who finds artifacts and shit playing a system where you pretend to be physically doing various activities.
That’s what love looks like, folks. Either love or someone well on his way to growing up and killing and eating this woman. They’re very similar looks.
