Another reason why I wish my roommate could gay marry himself to the warm blast of a shotgun.
I think I’ve mentioned hearing him have sex before. But nothing makes me want to gag faster than the sound of a man blowing another man. It just sounds sloppy and coarse.
I like my blowjobs smooth, [...]

Yet another reason why I wish my roommate had an intimate night with Pedro from The Real World.
I awoke this morning to feed Nilla, the official BOH cat. While throwing her can of Fancy Feast into the trash, on the top of the garbage is a used condom. With what appears to be [...]

I’m not a homophobe, but I have ample reason to want to Matthew Shepherd my gay roommate. Here’s today’s reason why.
Cutting his wig hair (made of real human hair!) directly into the drain, causing the sink to clog up with even the slightest introduction of water. I should also note that this has [...]

Couple additional reasons to add to the queue as to why I hate the sodomite whom I currently share an apartment with…
1.Anally cleaning the apartment, primarily messes that he’s created, all the while huffing and flailing his arms about.
2.Having sex with a “friend” as I sit at my desk which, conveniently, shares a wall with [...]

I’m making a new series of short posts for me to chronicle why I dislike/am perversely entertained by my gay roommate. I’ll post them whenever I feel so inclined. See prior entries here and here.
Today’s reason: Blaring American Idol and gayly singing along to some of the songs. Ugh.
Remember…it’s not because I [...]