Nov.21.2008 Finally a place to take the family
Finally, a scientific endeavor I can get behind!
This is from an old issue of LIFE, whose entire archives are now available on Google. Apparently it was a strip club or something. And I dig that because it’s different than all the other names. Sure, you’ve got your Spearmint Rhinos and Peppermint Hippos and Junior Mint Giraffecunts. But it takes a real classy place to have the name Institute of Oral Love. That’s not just a strip club. It’s a research facility based around the basic principles that men will pay money to see women’s vaginas and have their orifices do something to their genitals (something that lazy prick Isaac Newton conveniently avoided doing a theory on).
Anyway, the point is, I wish this place still existed as a training grounds based on its name. Not to name any names, but some ex girlfriends of mine might want to book themselves a three week stay at this Institute instead of the institutions I found them at. If you try to fuck a crazy girl in the ass but tell her it’ll keep the aliens from listening to her thoughts, more often than not, you’ll win!
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Nov.21.2008 Quote of the Day
World’s fattest man Manuel Uribe got married (pic here if you’re curious, she’s far from hot though) a couple weeks back. However, due to his girth, they couldn’t do the nasty nuptials dance with their genitals. But they did now thanks to the magic of engineering!
Due to his enormous weight, Manuel was not able to consummate his wedding. Then his friends came up with an idea to build him a sex ramp with resistant concrete. The ramp allowed the man to raise the lower half of his body and his wife received a better access to Uribe’s private parts.
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Nov.21.2008 Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchucks
This is just a viral marketing campaign for Nokia in China and I believe it’s a digitally inserted Bruce Lee (if anyone has any clue, I’m curious to know), but it still looks pretty awesome.
All you really have to do is pretend that it’s a real clip. Kind of like when you stick your penis inside of your folded up pillow and have sex with it but pretend that it’s Audrina Patridge. It doesn’t matter that it’s real; it’s how it makes you feel.
Also don’t get me wrong, Bruce Lee and I aren’t pals or anything (it may shock you to learn that since he died like decades before I was born), but I wish he didn’t die. He seems like a cool dude. The kind of guy who maybe you couldn’t get a beer with, but if he were around today, he’d probably fight a bear with his bare hands for our amusement. And with the bears launching their offensive, we need to keep them in check any way we can.
Nov.21.2008 Something I wrote for DoubleViking: The 5 Hottest Actresses who need to work more
This went up too late for the Hot Link Orgy but it’s more original content from me that you should read because I’m awesome. Read it here.
Also while I’m whoring myself, if you’re a newer reader, join our Facebook fan page. Because I want more members. I don’t know what it’ll get you other than slightly closer to me, though that’s a pretty great gift in itself.
Nov.21.2008 The November 21 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a blast to the face
I’d also spray something on this hot chick’s face. Funny prank, though
-Doutzen Kroes is the most beautiful chick you’ll see today
-Girls love each others boobs (funnysexy pic)
-Some songs to get college girls drunk to
-How to attract a woman quickly
-Giorgia Palmas is the International babe of the day
-Hot girl ruins songs (funny video)
-The top 10 hottest twins
-Hot chick is topless and pointing a gun at you
-Boobs just seem classy in black and white
-The 10 hottest moments from Olivia Munn on Attack of the Show
-Jerry Seinfeld’s ex Shoshanna and her huge Jewish girl breasts in a bikini
-Tay Zonday’s follow up to Chocolate Rain sucks hard (video)
-A gallery of really strange houses (awesome pics)
-Guess the boobs! (breasty game)
-Ashlee Simpson gave her baby the dumbest fucking name ever
-Female bodybuilders are ghastly (funny pics)
-Kelly Brook in a bikini
Nov.21.2008 Katie Price knows how to launch lingerie
From the launch of her new line ASDA in London…
Katie Price/Jordan/Tits McPlastic may be a completely worthless individual but she sure knows how to use her big breasts and willingness to be naked or half-naked to achieve all sorts of goals. And what more credible person is there for a lingerie line than a woman who whores out at least half nude almost every day of the week. It’s like having a Palin daughter selling Invisible Condoms (the preferred brand of that Levi Johnston kid. Also, Freddie Mercury).
Also it’s a half-naked woman so that’s cool. And you can go spelunking inside her cavernous vagina. It’s like a vacation everywhere you go!
Nov.21.2008 Comic of the Day: How to defeat a child with a terminal illness
Well, there are few things quite as funny as cancer, so enjoy this comic via Dr McNinja.
I’m not quite sure how to add onto that other that I would wholeheartedly welcome Dr. McNinja into my life as my superhero of choice. What he might lack in actual crime-stopping ability, he’ll more than make up for in making kids on the verge of death feel bad (an area in which Superman is wholly lacking).
