Via Gawker, some Glamour magazine blogger met up with Lauren Conrad of The Hills fame. And the results were…not at all interesting.

Other general impressions of Lauren-in-real-life:
- As with all celebs, seemed way shorter/thinner in person. Also, tanner.
- Seemingly really sweet/almost a little shy. I wasn’t getting stuck-up vibes. When I needed to find the [...]

The hottest orgy with a fine ball-kicking
–Don’t block a David Beckham kick with your balls (w/ video)
–The Euro 2008 topless bodypainting competition (probably NWS unless you get away with paint for clothing at your office)
–Enrique Iglesias was secretly married to Anna Kournikova…not so much any more
–Sherie Daniels is hot, petite, arrogant, and lives in NYC. [...]

James Bond has a new movie coming out November 7th and, through the magic of the Internet, the trailer has somehow appeared online. Unfortunately, Sony is hellbent on taking it down, but this version was put up with a description in Spanish, so there’s no way they’ll figure it out.

I’m pretty gay for James [...]

Hrm.

Is there anything this girl does that isn’t sexual on either a subtle or overt level? The only way this is acceptable is if there was a surplus of gummy penises that this company got on the cheap, so they put pink food-coloring on them and said, “Eh, kids are idiots.” Because I [...]

The hottest orgy with the awesomeness that is Minka Kelly
–Minka Kelly is hot and classy
–ESPN’s Mark Stein is a fatty
–Drunk asshole gets stuck in a hole (w/ video)
–Japanese cigarette machine age verification cameras (yes, they use cameras to verify age) don’t work very well
–Reminder: Maria Sharapova was once pretty hot (w/ video)