Oct.03.2008 Jennifer Tilly is a 50 year old poker player
I don’t know why, but I’ve always had a major thing for Jennifer Tilly (if you don’t know her, she was in the lesbian crime drama Bound, Bride of Chucky, the voice of Bonnie on Family Guy, Stuart Little, and a lot of other stuff). Well now, it appears as though she’s out of the film world and focusing mainly on her…professional poker career?
Jennifer may have seemed like a fish out of water when she took home the gold bracelet in the 2005 World Series of Poker Ladies No-Limit Hold’em event, but she would prove later that year that she was no one-hit-wonder with her first place victory at the World Poker Tour Ladies Invitational. On June 27, 2005, Tilly won a World Series of Poker bracelet (and $158,625) in the Ladies’ No-Limit Texas Hold ‘Em event, outlasting 600 other players. She followed up this accomplishment on September 1, 2005 by also winning the third World Poker Tour Ladies Invitational Tournament held at the Bicycle Casino in Los Angeles. Tilly has appeared in the GSN Poker Royale series. She appeared in the third season of Poker Superstars but was eliminated in the preliminary round.
In a television interview, Tilly stated that at this point in her career she is more interested in pursuing poker than acting. As of 2008 her live tournament winnings exceed $450,000. Tilly also appears in the World Series of Poker Tournament of Champions 2007 Edition video game (along with current boyfriend, Phil Laak) that was released in 2007 by Activision.
I had no idea. I’d like to believe that it’s because she’s so smart and so crafty but, let’s be honest, if you were a guy in sunglasses with that pictured above sitting across from you, I’d imagine you’d probably be a little distracted. It was probably unfair though for her to break out the hose while “Pour Some Sugar on Me” played during the 2007 World Series of Poker tournament.
Most interesting part though…
She is currently dating poker professional Phil “Unabomber” Laak and is nicknamed “The Unabombshell” within the poker circuit. Laak is 14 years younger than Tilly.
Yes, two big WTFs there. Not only is she dating this asshole, but she’s FIFTY. That’s the most mindboggling thing I’ve heard in a while. She must do quite a bit of both stretching and kicking to stay in that kind of shape.
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Oct.03.2008 JoJo and a guy in a bear costume seem like they’re having fun
From Jumpstart’s “Read for the Record” in Boston, which I assume involved both reading and records.
The bear subtlely undressed himself while JoJo and her ample cleavage seemed none the wiser. Note that bear’s hand position. He knows what he’s doing.
This is all too reminiscent of me the last time I was at a school. As I sat there with my unbuttoned overalls and a security guard shining a flashlight in my face, I knew the jig was up.
Oct.02.2008 The October 2 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with EXTREME SPORT
Call me crazy, but that just seems painful.
-More Lindsay Lohan in a bikini
-Top 10 places to get it on in Wisconsin
-LSU dancing is classy, filled with ass-shaking like a Juvenile video (w/ video)
-Vanessa Hudgens is purdy even with clothes on
-Note: time to pay attention to baseball again
-Hollywood stars sarcastically don’t want you to vote
-Hottest Myspace girl ever?
-Sex ed with Archie and Jughead
-No wonder kids want to have sex with Superman
-Fine dining and slutty nurses at the Heart Attack Grill
-Triumph the Insult Comic Dog interviews David Blaine in this funny clip
-Californication is good, I hear
-How to turn your crappy wine into good wine
Oct.01.2008 The October 1 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a pool
Fat man + small life preserver = Surprising triumph for all involved
-Guess Whose Boobs? 70s edition
-Michelle Hunziker is classy, both in and out of a bikini
-Vanessa Arias is a hot Latina actress
-Warner Bros exec tells Harry Potter fans to fuck off (w/ video)
-Seven TV shows that need to end
-Who’s the hotter big-boobed Brit, Sophie Howard or Lucy Pinder?
-More on Yvonne Strahovski’s unflappable hotness
-A serious font fail
-Emilia Attias has a smiley crotch
-A reminder: I love Cyanide and Happiness
-Kim Kardashian’s huge ass now gone from Dancing with the Stars
-More on Britney Spears’ sex tape being sold
-A fine collection of ass cleavage here
Oct.01.2008 Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson get silly
From the Isle of Lesbos. Or Mexico. One of the two.
You would think that Lindsay Lohan would be the one deep-sucking the popsicle while Samantha Ronson looked on confused, but you’d be mistaken. That’s what’s great about the paparazzi: They really impart important lessons to you, the viewer.
Is there anything that looks less sexy in a bikini than Samantha Ronson by the way? She’s built like a praying mantis who runs marathons. There are literally millions of things I’d rather have sex with, including but not limited to a cartoon witch’s cauldron, that guy with the world’s longest fingernails, and apartheid.
Sep.30.2008 The September 30 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with the lights off
This is what a man running through 7o fluorescent lights looks like.
-Chelina Manuhutu is the International Babe of the Day
-Lisa Angeline has an illfitting bikini
-Danielle Lloyd skillfully covers her intimate areas in Loaded Magazine
-Alessandra Ambrosio knows how to strip
-Jennifer Aniston looked solid in a bikini
-James Franco is a proud stoner, slightly less proud sodomite
-Silly fat guy tricks (w/ video)
-Amanda Bynes looks good walking her dog
-17 other domains John McCain owns (other than VotefortheMILF.com)
-Elisabeth Hasselbeck is sassy. Also busty. Which I like.
-Facebook attention whores
-The 12 hottest Hollywood Jewesses (for Rosh Hashanah)
Sep.30.2008 Megan Fox is in a bra
The movie promotion for How to Lose Friends and Alienate People seems to consist primarily of removing clothes from Megan Fox and going ta da! Which is cool, primarily because it involves Megan Fox removing clothes…I could give or take the “ta da”.
I haven’t been this titillated by the impending release of a Fall movie since The Grudge 2. What can I say? Something about a waterlogged reanimated body just does it for me.
