Of course I don’t advocate punching women in the face but HOLY SHIT HOW AWESOME IS IT WHEN A WOMAN GETS PUNCHED IN THE FACE?!??!
It looks like a viral marketing video or a fake of some sort, but I’m not sure what it would accomplish to that end. Unless you’re trying to sell me on the idea of punching fat girls in the face. To which I say both “Preach on, brotha” and “Too late.”
His good looks and powerful performance on the field have earned him many fans, including a lot of young women who regularly mob him for autographs.
Last year, at Calcutta’s Eden Gardens, an 18-year-old girl broke through the security cordon, ran out into the field and hugged him.
The cricketer’s close friends say Dhoni is yet to get over the embarrassment.
“Dhoni has a Z-plus security cover [the highest level provided by the state]. Yet it is difficult to keep the female fans away,” senior police officer Manvinder Singh Bhatia told the BBC.
Ask one of the commandoes, Seema Toppo, a tribal, about her new assignment and she blushes.
“I watched him play on television and never thought I would see him from such close quarters,” she giggles.
“It is good to be deployed for his security,” says another.
Well, if this doesn’t end in his commandoes kidnapping and raping him, I’m going to be very disappointed.
So since, apparently, everyone in East Asia wants this dude, who’s he “dipping his wick” in? (That’s a little cricket humor…apparently his position is “wicket-keeper”. Yeah, now you can see why there isn’t much cricket humor ’round these parts.) Supposedly, Dhoni is going out with or trying to go out with Deepika Padukone, the fine lass pictured above. I’m not going to lie, I don’t know a whole lot about cricket. But if that’s the kind of tail you pull with success at it, maybe I should reconsider my non-cricket-playing career. Oh, wait, I have to do this stuff in the video below?
Wicket-keeping seems much less silly now. Well, slightly less silly. Whatever, I don’t know what’s going on any more so here’s some more pictures of Deepika (whom, for the record, I’d like to deep-dick-a). LET’S SEE HIM MAKE CLEVER WORDPLAY LIKE THAT.
