Finally, the in-depth Q and A with Miley Cyrus that we’ve all been waiting for. Her success is like “Wow”. Kids will “really relate” to a 3D Hannah Montana movie. What about setting a better example than Jamie Lynn Spears? “Those persons don’t have anything to do with me either.” All [...]

You know, I often find it difficult to truly be a good boyfriend. There’s just so many different emotions and things to do and, I don’t know, it all gets to be a bit much. But you know what I don’t do? Set my girlfriend on fire, like this dude who burned [...]

Well, at least if you’re West Virginia and you realize that your hunting revenue is down significantly. Not only do you look to guns for answers, you look to guns with children as a solution. Pretty clever! Legislators are contemplating offering hunting training in school to help turn a new generation of [...]

So we’ve established that Miley Cyrus is a wonderful little whore in training, but now she’s looking to trash herself up further, legally changing her name to Miley Ray Cyrus. It’s supposed to honor her dad, faded country star Billy Ray Cyrus. Which is pretty sweet when you’re the faded country star’s [...]

A new initiative by McDonald’s and approved by Prime Minister Gordon Brown will allow Brits to get a diploma for their service at the burger chain. It’ll supposedly help them with skills in “service, stock taking, maths, and literacy”. Also it will allow you to minor in “Fecal Studies” and “Getting Hand Jobs [...]